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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

We're Award Whores!

We're not begging for votes.

We're not going to these other blogs and doing the "Vote for me and I'll vote for you" thing.

And we're not promising weed.

We're just too darn lazy to do those things.

We figured it'd be easier just to buy your votes.

Anyone that votes for us will get their name put in the hat for $100. (yogi gets his name in twice cause he nominated us, thanks yogi!)

We'll draw the name soon as the Blogger's Choice Awards are over.

"Buying it is so much easier than begging for it."... Anonymous Husband

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Blogger's Choice Awards - Hottest Mommy Blogger

And the reason we were NOT nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger is ????

Update: We've NOW been nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger..we thought you would change your mind Mr. Yogi!

Blogger's Choice Awards - Best Blog About Stuff

OMG!! OMG!! Someone nominated this blog and people have actually voted for it! Blogger's Choice Awards is like the friggin' big time people!

But there's no way in hell we'll win this one. First off, we're up against PostSecret ..it's already got 231 votes, and it's like the greatest thing ever. And second, we simply don't have enough weed available in Idabel right now to get all y'all high enough to vote for us.

My site was nominated for Best Blog About Stuff!

Thank You Yogi! We Be Honored!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dancing With My Boobies!

How did we miss this?

Thanks Kilter for staying abreast of things!

Monday, April 20, 2009

You Know It's Monday!

Half Baked

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Yogi's Den = Devil's Den

666 or 616?
either way...that Yogi is evil.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

We Be Peep'd

G over at Decisionally Challenged Peeped us.....and we liked it.

We liked it a lot!

It was almost as good as when Okie poked us.

She said to serve wine and cheese to those stopping by. Enjoy!

Monday, February 9, 2009

We Be Thankin' Ya'll Now!

Okay, we're over the shock of winning "Best Commentary".

Now we'd like to thank those that nominated and voted for us.

THANKS THOSE THAT NOMINATED AND VOTED FOR US!

We realize we beat some really good bloggers ...who probably think they should have won.

Those other bloggers are probably saying.. "What the hell were those voters thinking?"

Some bloggers might even be saying... "They can't even spell with spell check. I can spell! I have a degree!"

While other bloggers are for sure thinking... "What! They won? But I've been doing this longer than them!"

We're pretty sure some bloggers are even saying.. "That 2008 should be ours! It should be ours!"

And we know without a doubt, there are bloggers screaming...

"SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! WAS YOU PEOPLE THAT VOTED HIGH OR SOMETHING!"

Sunday, February 8, 2009

We're A Weiner!

Holy Crap! You people actually voted for us!

Best Commentary

THANK YOU!

We're kinda speechless right now....we'll have to comment more later.

Holy Crap!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

We Voted!

Don't forget to vote the Okie Blog Awards!
We sent ours in today. Not saying who we voted for..but if you win by four votes you can thank us later. The one rule we had was.. we would not vote for any blog that did not recognize the Okie Blog Awards. If you don't recognize it on your blog, you don't need to win it for your blog. Good luck to everyone and may the best blogs (that recognized the Okie Awards) win.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dumb Blonde Blogging

It's my turn to post something today.. but I've already used my brain once this week.
So I figured since the 2008 Okie Blog Awards are based on your 2008 post..I'd just re-post some of our 2008 hits.
Well, they may not exactly be hits.. but they got the most hit numbers by them in that stats thing.

This didn't get a lot of hits, but it's the very first "commentary post" Innocent Fishing Pole Shot!
These got lots of hits:
Kool-Aid Kool-Aid taste great...when your naked! (a lot of people sure like kool-aid)
A Message from God....and 102.9 FM
You Can Put Lipstick on a Republican (this one got on that digg it thing)
Biden Promises New Toasters
Idabel Rippers
Naked Ladies in Idabel (umm.. it's not what you think)
Leaves of Grass aka McCurtain Gold aka Weed! (a lot of people are lookin' for weed)
I am Fat Cow!
And There Are Pink Cowboy Boots (got lots of email on this, but no comments)
Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding (lots of people like Angelina Jolie's breast)
What Oklahoma Debate?
Choctaw Heritage Festival Stick ball (Oklahoma.. Choctaws..lots of hits)
Kristen Stewart's Dress (why is everyone so worried about what she wears?)
Another OKIEPOKE from OKIEDOKE (anything with Okie's name gets a lot of hits)
Dead Deer Recipe
We Went To That Cookie Tree Lighting!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Bad Idabel Momma's - Take Two

We're posting this again cause we think Mamalicious is a bad mommy. Someone call Child Welfare Please!

Have you been a bad mother? Then go tell your story here Bad Mothers Anonymous

This is one of our favorites...cause we've done this once....or twice...OK! We've done this a lot.
When my daughter was 3 months old, I buckled her into the car seat, but forgot to seat-belt the seat to the car. At a stop-light, I heard a "thump". She was face down in the foot well of the back seat, still strapped in. I panicked and pulled over. When I picked her up, she wasn't even crying. She just looked a little confused.
--Anonymous

Just call us bad mommas... cause we're gonna try this one.
My boys absolutely LOVE broccoli. I got them to eat it by telling them it will make them fart! --Sarah in Ca

Still laughin' at this one.
When my daughter was about 1 or so, I was changing her diaper. It was a Sunday. I swear she had a worm. I pulled one out of her bottom when I was wiping her. It was like 4 inches long. I called the doctor. We all got wormed. Her doctor wanted to see her on Monday and bring the worm with us. I walked in, (my MIL had already taken her and I met them from work)they both started laughing at me...My MIL had forgotten to tell me that they ate Chinese and Mandy LOVES SPROUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a bean sprout!!!HAHAHAHAHA.....We all got wormed...for nothing.
--Anonymous

Friday, January 30, 2009

Hey Shaw!

"Don't condescend us, man."

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Counting to 4

We're just sitting here counting to 4.

We count 1..2..3..4 of us.

That's 1..2..3..4 votes...4 votes!

4 votes that could be used to help other bloggers.

Other bloggers..like say..those up against a certain woman.

Or maybe a blogger that really really wants to win.

Or maybe a blogger that has been nominated for two catagories and only really needs to win one..you know, like maybe.. the Best Political and not the Best Commentary.

Or maybe a blogger that would never make other bloggers feel guilty for not voting for her.

Or a blog (that we nominated) that also has four votes that they could use to help other bloggers.

We count 1..2..3..4 votes here.

4 votes just waiting to be used to help some bloggers who could help other bloggers with a vote .

Not that we're asking anyone to use their 1 vote on us 4.

We're just sitting here counting to 4!

1..2..3..4 counting our votes some more

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Iceman Cometh & The Girls Goeth

Last time the Iceman cometh we lost power for 13 days. So if you don't hear from us for awhile.. we're either iced in or in jail. Either way.. we won't be bloggin'.

Here are some things to keep you busy till we thaw out.. or get bailed out.

Collinskid We love this blog book. It's just getting started but we're already hooked on the story.

Life's Moments has some interesting facts posted - like there are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball....which is funny cause that's the same amount of dimples we got on our butts.
And did you know the average person falls asleep in seven minutes....3 seconds if it's your husband right after s-e-x.

And Tu Tu's got her two cent's going on.. and a GIVE AWAY!
We have no idea why we send people her way. The damn woman has 94 followers!.. 94!
When we first read her blog she had 6!.. 6!
We like to think we made her what she is today. That's why we don't even have 20 followers..we were too damn busy helping Tu Tu get 94 followers!.. at least it makes us feel better to think that's the reason WE don't have 94 followers.
BUT we was nominated for a Okie Blog Award!

Don't forget to vote!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Blogger Congeniality Award!

We want to give this Blogger Congeniality Award

We're giving it cause there's no way we'd ever win it.

The Blogger Congeniality Award goes to the most friendly, helpful, genuine and outgoing blogger in the Okie Blog Award contest.

We picked this blogger because she went to every Okie Blog Award nominee and left a comment congratulating them on being nominated.

And the winner is------------ *Georgie*

Now it's your turn to go leave her a comment.

Remember - Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown. (name that movie)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

American Idol - Mark Mudd

We seem to always end up in the 'Commentary Blog Category' in magazines, links, and nominations. So I'm gonna commentary on this American Idol Mark Mudd thing.

This guy, Mark Mudd, from Coxs Creek Kentucky, was on American Idol last night.

You knew as soon as you saw him.. not gonna make it.

But he tried.. and he wasn't bad.

As the guy was leaving, he said.. 'Take care and be careful'.

And Paula said: Be Careful?

Mark: Yea, be careful in whatever you do.

Paula: What?

Mark: I'm just saying be careful in whatever you do.

Simon: That was a threat.

Paula: And that's a threat.

Mark: No, I'm just saying just be careful you know in whatever

Paula: You don't say that to people. You don't say that to people be careful. That's just not, that's just not a normal thing to say.

What! Is she serious? You don't say that to people! That's not a normal thing to say!

And Simon! Is he serious? That's a threat! Saying be careful is a threat!

I could understand if the guy had said 'You better take care and be careful when you leave here cause I'm gonna kick your ass!'

But the poor guy simple said 'Take care and be careful'

Dear Best Commentary Blog Nominees,
Take Care and Be Careful in whatever you do.
Love, The Idabel Girls

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Checkin' You Out!

Okay, let's check out the competition:

Best Commentary:

Bounded Rationality - Jeff Shaw - I have lived in Tulsa nearly all my life. I spent the the 80's in New Mexico and Indiana. I love to read scientific studies, and economic papers (I don't know why). My favorite thing to do is to learn new things and play musical instruments. I am also fascinated with other cultures. I am a devoted family man, and believe that the family is the cornerstone of society.
Scientific studies, economic papers, good grammar and spellin', he writes real good....there goes the vote from all the smart people.

Brit Gal' in the USA - Sarah - British expat' who turned her life on its head when she fell for an Okie (the Hubster) in an online backgammon room! Went from stressed out, overworked and stuck in traffic...to chilled out, where's the traffic and look out for tornado's! Now living far, far off the beaten track in rural Oklahoma (Okieland) and loving life Y'ALL!
She's cute! She writes real good, she's funny, cute husband, wait...she has a cat, we're allergic to cats....there goes the vote from all the cat and cute people.

But I digress - Melessa - I'm a Sooner-born and Sooner-bred mommy of four and an MLS graduate with a degree in Museum Studies. I'm also a writer wanna-be. I love Star Wars, the Muppets, and Walt Disney World. I speak Italian and read Latin-they lied when they said "major in what you love and the money will follow." Either that or the money just gave me a really big head start.
She has a degree, we have degree deodorant. She speaks Italian and reads Latin, we can speak and read some. She's on baby #5, her laptop is down and she hasn't lost her mind...there goes the vote from all the smart strong sane women.

Mainstreet Baptist - Nuff said....there goes the church vote.

Multi-Slacking Mamalicious - I am an INTRAtainer. That means I can entertain myself inside my own mind. Kind of like INTRA-personal communication or the INTRA-net. It's internal. We'll talk more about this later.
How the hell...oops, sorry Mainstream Baptist...How the heck did this chick not get nominated for Best humour? She's funny...oh wait, she did get nominated for Best humour...there goes the vote from the funny haha people.

Okie Sister - This one is not fair..SHE'S OUR FRIEND! She links to us, she leaves us comments, she posts about us. She's our buddy, she's our pal, she'll totally understand if you wanna vote for us and not her. That's just the kinda gal she is...crap! there goes the vote from the kind and considerate people.

Oklahoma City Resturants - Well ain't that the friggin' butter on the biscuit! ..there goes the vote from everyone that eats!

Two- Headed Blog - 2006 and 2007 Okie Blog Winner for Best Commentary!....next!

Violins and Starships - a little bit 18th century, a little bit 24th century. This Blog has the following tags: Art, Books & Language, Culture and History, Science Fiction, Science, Nature, Tech...ya know what that means...there go the rest of the damn votes!...sorry Mainstream Baptist...darn, the darn votes.

Today In Idabel Oklahoma - Gonna have to buy some votes!