Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Where are you?


We haven't posted in over a year
We've been linked 34 times this week
We have 2263 emails (which most of it's porn, but it's the thought that counts)
We'd just like to say..
TOOK YA'LL LONG ENOUGH!

Friday, April 9, 2010

made in china by mexicans

http://projects.flowingdata.com/walmart/

Just about everything you find inside Wal-Mart is either made in China or Mexico.
BUT, how many Wal-Mart stores are actually in China and Mexico?

Friday, November 6, 2009

BLOG!!!


Someone left us this message - BLOG!!!!
We're sorry, but we've had some major life changes going on.

The Redneck, which is me, got married!--still waiting on those wedding gifts from some of you.

The Black Woman, moved away!---to a place very few black women move away to..MONTANA!

The Belle, got an important political job!---it's very hush hush...we just think she's working for the Democrats now and just don't want her Republican friends to know it.

and The Native :( our Native been sick.

Hopefully, things are slowing down and we'll try to BLOG!!! more often.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Keyword Analysis is a Naked Whore!



You know how we love checkin' our Keyword Analysis.

Usually it's just keywords like,, drug bust in Idabel, murder in Idabel, where can you buy good pot in McCurtain County, "SE Oklahoma Jeff Keith Buttered Biscuit Butt". .... you know, just normal keywords people use when searching.
Anyway,, we went and checked today, and it looks like all the drugs, murder, and buttered biscuit butts have been replaced by.....
SOME NAKED WHORES IN OKLAHOMA!

WE KNOW! Who would have thought that would lead you here.
But we got to thinking.. "Some Naked Whores in Oklahoma" is so much better than "Everytime I shat I get hemmoroids".

Saturday, August 22, 2009

FACEBOOK


We're sorry
We've been meaning to post
REALLY WE HAVE!

Here's what happen
WE FOUND FACEBOOK!

And, well,,,we seem to be there all the time now.
ALL THE TIME!

Some of you (and you know who you are) have already found us there.
Well, not all of us together.
Some of you..and you know who you are..have found one or two of us there.

So, sorry we haven't been here.
We'll try to do better.
But we can't guarantee anything,,,cause we all have farms to tend to.

Oh, and if you can find all four of us,,,you can be our neighbor!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Oh Fart, It's Tiger!

Tiger Farts!!!

Please raise your hand if you've never farted!

So, why is there such a big blow up on this story?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Shape me! Shape me like you've never shaped me before!

I've been trying to exercise in an effort to lose weight and get in shape for a big upcoming event. I said trying, not actually doing. I realized I needed to do something drastic when I looked at the calendar and the date was just around the corner.

Yesterday, I ran across this.

This sounded fantastic to me! This could make me look thinner and at the same time smooth out all my lines and bulges. This could darn well be the miracle I've been looking for!

I bought it.

I pulled.

I squished.

I grunted...out loud!

I said bad words!

I then screamed for God and ask him to take me now!

I KNOW!! It's like having sex with the husband,,only I didn't get to just lay there.

I now know why this thing makes you look slimmer.

You lose 10 pounds from just putting the damn thing on!!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

It is now 56789

at 05:06 07/08/09

It's been a boring day!