Saturday, February 28, 2009

Blog On Drugs

Blog about the McCurtain County drug bust and look what happens!

This is our blog - 02/13/09 Alexa Rank 9,315,171.

This is our blog on drugs - 02/28/09 Alexa Rank 5,223,046.

Drugs.. not good for you brain, but good for your blog.

Friday, February 27, 2009

What's on The Front Yard tonight?

A man and some other people were drinking in a woman's front yard watching everyone getting arrested in the drug roundup. When a woman, who has a protective order against the man, suddenly got mad. So the man cut her tires. The man was arrested for public intoxication and malicious injury to property.

Who needs TV with this kinda entertainment? We just sit out in our front yards, have us a few drinks, watch our drug dealing neighbors get arrested, watch some tires get cut up and then watch our drunk neighbor get arrested. It just don't get no better than this people!

Indictment Unsealed

And the winner is....

Six Face Federal Drug Charges!

A grand jury indicted six men in McCurtain County. Alleging they conspired to possess controlled and dangerous substances with intent to distribute and with distribution of such substances. The grand jury returned a sealed indictment on February 18, but the indictment was unsealed this week after the men were taken into custody. Those indicted include: 2 men from Idabel, 1 man from Hugo, 1 man from Wright City, 1 man from Valliant and 1 Pharmacist from Austin, Texas.

(How the hell did that Texan get in there?)

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Dear Peter Pan,

That 50 cent coupon for Peter Pan Peanut Butter you have under stories like this and this...does not make us want to rush out and buy it.


That boy can sing!

Round Up Party!

A fun time was had by all at the recent drug roundup held here in McCurtain County. Over 40 officers from OBN, DEA and other agencies handed out 46 arrest warrants and 14 search warrants as party favors to some high priority drug targets. Some of those in attendance at the roundup were McCurtain County sheriff's officers, Choctaw County sheriff's officers, Idabel, Broken Bow, Wright City and Hugo police departments, the District 17 Drug Task Force, U.S. Marshal's service, Oklahoma National Guard counter drug office and Civil Air Patrol. Three helicopters and an airplane provided entertainment.
It was reported one party target got so excited, the McCurtain County sheriff's office and ATF officers had to join forces to chase him down. Sheriff Tadlock was able to calm the man and took him back to the roundup.

It was a hell of a party folks! We give it 5 stars!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Happy Hump Day!

A teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd just have to write the exam with your other hand.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

TuTu's Two Inspiring

Today's Two Cents is Inspiring.
What Inspires you?

NAIW: My son inspires me. When we were told he would never make it past 3 months..he made it past 13 yrs. When we were told he would never walk..he ran. When we were told he would never speak.. he sang. And when they told him "you can't"..he told them "You might want to take the 't' off that word. My son inspires me.

BELLE: My family inspires me. No matter what, we stick together. No matter what!

BAAW: My kids inspire me. They've always known who they are, where they came from and where they want to go. They could have taken the easy way out many times, but they refused to take it. They've worked very hard to get where they are today. They make me proud.

WTRW: I inspire myself. I look at my family and the road they took and I inspired myself not to take it. I challenge myself everyday to reach new heights.

Tune Tuesday

Monday, February 23, 2009

Research Your Brain!

CNN -- New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis.

So, if women wear bikinis.. men will handle their tools and perform actions till they light up.

And some professor had to do research to figure this out?

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Inappropriate Card Day!

Have you ever bought a card for a birthday or wedding and then forgot to give it? Then you just throw it in a drawer..and forgot you threw it in a drawer.. so you buy another card for a birthday or wedding.. and forget to give it..and throw it in a drawer...
Well here's your chance to clean out that drawer. You can give out all those cards on Inappropriate Card Day.
This February 26 is Inappropriate Card Day! On Inappropriate Card Day, you have carte blanche to send inappropriate greeting cards to anyone you know. Send a Sympathy Card for your in-laws Anniversary. There are no rules -- just be inappropriate!
Help Mattress Police spread the word.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

401K Nightmare!

Ever dream about retirement?

What the french!

Ever dream about retirement?
Hello and welcome to Wal*Mart.

Hello and welcome to Wal*Mart.

Hello and welcome to Wal*Mart.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Double Your Pleasure Double Your Fun..

Double your pleasure, double your fun with double...oh wait that's Doublemint gum.

Mommy Blogs are Best Blogs!

TIME 25 Best Blogs

And our favorite..
Mommy Bloggers made it on the TIMES list!
We have no problem with it... butt someone might.

Sorry we didn't make the links all pretty...but it's hard to type when your ROTFLYAO!

Stop In Idabel!

A reader e-mailed us this picture
and wrote: "Look, Idabel has new stop lights."

We're sorry, but we can't figure out what's new.
Did they repaint them or something?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

IOU $787 billion

Tune Tuesday

Since Barbie turns 50 this year...and since we can't get this damn song out of our heads.

Tuesday's tune is: Aqua - Barbie Girl

Just in case you want to hear it.. ONE MORE TIME!

Sunday, February 15, 2009


We have daughters we gave birth to.

We have daughters we adopted.

We have daughters we got as part of the package.

We love them with all.
Our daughters are growing up.
too fast!
Three of our daughters will be turning 16.

As you know with turning 16

come boys and dating!

And some of theses boys they will be dating..
will be trying to get inside our daughters boxes.

We're thinking this would make a damn good
Sweet 16 birthday cake.

Help Tornado Victims

To make a donation please go to American Red Cross online, or call 1-800-redcross.
You can also mail a donation to: American Red Cross (Tornados), P.O. Box 752, Idabel, OK 74745.

The volunteers that are helping with clean-up say they need gloves.

Donations can be sent to : First Baptist Church of Lone Grove, 16773 Highway 70, Lone Grove, OK 73443 580-657-4713

Tornado Victims:
Tim Nevill, 36
Susan "Gail" Fambrough, 54 and her husband Vincent Fambrough, 48
Molly Hutchinson, 53
William Wheat, 78
Donna Lee McGarvey, 54,
Trevor Morgan, 30
Gary Boyd., 39

Disappointed in State Representative Bailey

State Representative Dennis Bailey apologized for his poor English used in his Capitol Reports.

I must tell you I did poorly in college on grammar 38 years ago, but made A's on content! I am also used to e-mailing about 3-400 items a week lately and you develop bad habits with that too!

Oh No! Looks like 'Disappointed in SE Oklahoma' has someone else to be disappointed with.

Friday, February 13, 2009


We would like to remind everyone we have four bloggers on here.
We don't always agree on everything that's posted or the way it's posted.
Different women, different thoughts, different ways of handling things.

Belle: Leave for a week and the kids throw a blog party!
NAIW: Looks more like they started a blog war!

Romance Day Tomorrow!

The Lost Boobie...Copyright 2008-2009 @ Today In Idabel Oklahoma



2 Chad
3 Dirt Monkey
Suck Assedness is copyrighted! IT's mine! You can't use it!
4 YukonSooner
Erma Bombeck with no talent! IS COPYRIGHTED! YOU CAN'T USE IT!

8 Dirt Monkey
So, idea = good. Execution = suck. COPYRIGHTED! YOU CAN'T USE IT! IT'S MINE! MINE MINE!
10 hypeful
M-Y C-O-P-Y-R-I-G-H-T! indie rock I-S C-O-P-Y-R-I-G-H-T! Ihaffa make surd I speld it rite.

11 skwaller
OH WELL! WELL I COPYRIGHT hit the nail on the proverbial head. AND IF YOU USE IT I GONNA HIT YOU ON DA HEAD!

12 marycherry
WELL I COPYWIGHT “differently abled" and cusp of menopause and “prolly” and unironically. I COPYWIGHT ALL DEM!

Happy now? Momma removed all the bad nasty copyright stuff so you can stop crying now.

If your arriving here from you know where to read you know what, we had to take it down. It was just too much for him to handle..he had a little melt down. He's okay now. He just finished sucking a big ol' boobie and he's got milk all over his face.

This is our reply to the post that you know who wrote on you know where. He didn't copyright it, so we can leave it up. OMG! You don't think "you know" is copyrighted do you?
Posted 02/09/09 8:18 PM
We figured since we had eight boobies over here we'd help our friend Georgie out.
We're sorry if we didn't include all the comments made. But damn people.. sitting on our 40 yr old butts at the computer all day making hearts for our know, being single and all, we got no man to give our hearts to so we put them on our blogs, and if we do have a man, we're so damn happy we got to tell the world, so we put hearts on our blog and then if we got kids and puppies and we can cook, oh hell watch out!.....wait, where was we going with this....oh yes, and sittin' on our middle aged mommy butts and votin' for each other so we can get sucky (is that spelled right? sucky..suckey? oh who cares) so we can get sucky purple awards by giving stuff away to family and friends and then.. we got to give whiny bloggers some boobie....well hell people! That's hard sorry if we missed some of ya'll.
It'll be alright, momma blogger is here. It's okay if you didn't get an award. Your still a good little blogger. Suck some boobie and you'll feel all better.

Copyright © 2008-2009 Today In Idabel Oklahoma Disclaimer: The content found on Today In Idabel Oklahoma is intended to be humorous, silly and somewhat satirical, therefore the site's content should not be read as the absolute truth. The views and opinions expressed on the site are those of the post authors and post commenters, and are not necessarily endorsed by The City of Idabel.

We Love You Long Time!

Don't ya just love them?

They got misspelled words and no grammar...hey, same here!

AND they ogled us!

Love them!

A little disappointed it took 'em five days to come up with a response.
Expected more from such a high ranking blog. (them 333,587 - us 9,315,171)

It is funny that they have to keep reminding everyone what kind of blog they are...but then they get upset when others do it to them... Boobie milk anyone?

Copyright? There's a law?
But I thought that ment we had the right to copy!
Oopsie...Silly me!

Disappointed in SE Oklahoma!

We find it funny..we can stir up crap even when we're not here!
We also find it funny..that with all the drug sellers, child molesters, spousal abuse, child abuse, murders, meth and mayhem going on in SE Oklahoma.. UR disappointed in our grammar!

Did you ever think..
Maybe we ment to do that.
Maybe we do it to give scared whiny bloggers with no life something to live for.
Maybe we spend all day spelling correctly and using correct grammar and when we come on here...we don't give a damn.
Maybe there is no correct grammar anymore..everyone is speaking Spanish, evry1 is using text message...maybe English is gone.
Maybe we're too damn lazy to hit the ' key. YOUR is so much easier to type than YOU'RE.
Maybe we just wanted the attention...cause we if spelled your correctly, you never would have come here and left a comment.
And maybe, just maybe.. one of us that misspells stuff and uses incorrect grammar, has a husband that has a job tracking down people on the Internet, and he doesn't like it when people are mean to his wife who has big boobies, that he loves, and when she tells him you was mean to her, he tracks your ass down.. when he's off there, their, they're.

And maybe if we was perfect.. WE WOULDN'T BE AN AWARD WINNING BLOG!

We're sew hypful you'er blog weal bee one one day two.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Blog Break

Two of us have family and friends that lived in the path of the tornado. So we're taking a break while we help them out. Stay and eat some cheese, drink some wine ..or boobie milk.. read some of our award winning 2008 post.. we'll be back soon.

THANKS! for all the thoughts and prayers and offers to help.
Our family and friends are doing good...but other people not so lucky.
For anyone wanting to help, please go here Amerian Red Cross .

We Be Peep'd

G over at Decisionally Challenged Peeped us.....and we liked it.
We liked it a lot!
It was almost as good as when Okie poked us.

She said to serve wine and cheese to those stopping by. Enjoy!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Welcome to Idabel!

In just one week there's been...

One Fireman (male, age 34) that's still on probation for previous drug conviction - arrested for alleged selling or conspiring to sell drugs.

One Code Enforcement Officer (male age 50) - charged with first degree rape of a 13-yr-old.

Two Sanitation Department Employees - One male, age 44, - charged with sexual battery.
One male, age 32, convicted felon -charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine and distribution of methamphetamine.

And Welcome to Broken Bow!

they have...

One former Church Youth Volunteer (female, age 32) facing a dozen sex allegations.

We Be Thankin' Ya'll Now!

Okay, we're over the shock of winning "Best Commentary".
Now we'd like to thank those that nominated and voted for us.


We realize we beat some really good bloggers ...who probably think they should have won.

Those other bloggers are probably saying.. "What the hell were those voters thinking?"

Some bloggers might even be saying... "They can't even spell with spell check. I can spell! I have a degree!"

While other bloggers are for sure thinking... "What! They won? But I've been doing this longer than them!"

We're pretty sure some bloggers are even saying.. "That 2008 should be ours! It should be ours!"

And we know without a doubt, there are bloggers screaming...

Sunday, February 8, 2009

We're A Weiner!

Holy Crap! You people actually voted for us!

Best Commentary


We're kinda speechless right now....we'll have to comment more later.

Holy Crap!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Drug Bust!

No not us!
We joke around a lot about weed on here.
Cause seriously, weed is a joke compared to what's out there now.
Plus, way back in the 70's, McCurtain County was the pot capital of Oklahoma.
We recently had a big drug bust here.
We even had a firefighter among the 36 "alleged" drug sellers.
Because of the big drug bust our local radio station, KKBI, read this letter on the air this morning, and we'd like to pass it on.

The following was published in the local newspaper in Bryant, AR
To Whom It May Concern:
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county, and he asked me a rhetorical question, "Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"
I replied that I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug outside to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockle burs out of dad's fields. I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood, and if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed. Those "drugs" are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.
God bless the parents who drugged us!
Submitted by a concerned citizen

We we're told there's a country song that says about the same thing, but we don't know what it is.

We Voted!

Don't forget to vote the Okie Blog Awards!
We sent ours in today. Not saying who we voted for..but if you win by four votes you can thank us later. The one rule we had was.. we would not vote for any blog that did not recognize the Okie Blog Awards. If you don't recognize it on your blog, you don't need to win it for your blog. Good luck to everyone and may the best blogs (that recognized the Okie Awards) win.

Dear Oklahoma Republican Legislature

Thanks so much for throwing this out.