Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Love means never having to say "My Bad".

"My bad",,,,What happened to just saying "I'm sorry"?

Seriously people, when is it going to end? Was this phrase not popular 14 years ago when the movie "Clueless" came out? It made no sense then, it makes no sense now, and it made no sense when I had to memorize the damn thing in high school.

1. Your love and pity doth the impression fill,
2. Which vulgar scandal stamped upon my brow;
3. For what care I who calls me well or ill,
4. So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow?
5. You are my all-the-world, and I must strive
6. To know my shames and praises from your tongue;
7. None else to me, nor I to none alive,
8. That my steeled sense or changes right or wrong.
9. In so profound abysm I throw all care
10. Of others' voices, that my adder's sense
11. To critic and to flatterer stopped are.
12. Mark how with my neglect I do dispense:
13. You are so strongly in my purpose bred,
14. That all the world besides methinks y'are dead.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Princess Protection Program Count

It's 86! 86 times the word princess is said!
86! I'm posting this in hopes of saving some
other mothers sanity!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

SC Governor Sanford admits affair!

As a congressman, Sanford voted in favor of three of four articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, citing the need for "moral legitimacy."

Dear Governor Sanford,
Let this be a lesson - People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Never Throw Stones!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

You Think PETA Knows About This?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

We're Award Whores!

We're not begging for votes.

We're not going to these other blogs and doing the "Vote for me and I'll vote for you" thing.

And we're not promising weed.

We're just too darn lazy to do those things.

We figured it'd be easier just to buy your votes.

Anyone that votes for us will get their name put in the hat for $100. (yogi gets his name in twice cause he nominated us, thanks yogi!)

We'll draw the name soon as the Blogger's Choice Awards are over.

"Buying it is so much easier than begging for it."... Anonymous Husband

Monday, June 8, 2009

Chex Gluten Free Yipee!!!

Have you tried it yet? We have!
Gluten free recipes at Chex.com
We've been trying these out with our
gluten free kids and we have to say

Thanks Chex!!!!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Blogger's Choice Awards - Hottest Mommy Blogger

And the reason we were NOT nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger is ????

Update: We've NOW been nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger..we thought you would change your mind Mr. Yogi!

Blogger's Choice Awards - Best Blog About Stuff

OMG!! OMG!! Someone nominated this blog and people have actually voted for it! Blogger's Choice Awards is like the friggin' big time people!

But there's no way in hell we'll win this one. First off, we're up against PostSecret ..it's already got 231 votes, and it's like the greatest thing ever. And second, we simply don't have enough weed available in Idabel right now to get all y'all high enough to vote for us.

My site was nominated for Best Blog About Stuff!

Thank You Yogi! We Be Honored!