Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Okie Blog Awards!

We got all happy when we saw it was time for the Okie Blog Awards.

*Best Overall Blog -----No friggin' way...skip it
*Best Political Blog -----We posted about political stuff. Did he say it has to be good?
*Best Family Blog -----Uhh we have families.
*Best Humor Blog -----It's funny that anyone even reads this blog.
*Best Audio Blog -----Uhh does postin' other peoples youtube stuff count?
*Best Looking Blog -----We have big boobs!
*Best Writing -----Uhh...oh hell who are we kidding..skip it
*Best Commentary -----Oklahoma Magazine 75 Great Websites..we was #15 oh yes!
*Best Culture Blog -----A Black, a Indian, a Caucasian and a Blonde with big boobs. Culture right?
*Best Unusual Blog ----- He made this categorie up just for us.
*Best Inspirational Blog -----If we can write a blog and people read it..You can do it too!
*Best Commercial Blog (company sponsored) -----We get paid not to sponsor any company.

We thought we might have a chance on a couple of these, until we read this..

A blogger cannot nominate his or her own blog.

That Okie, he sure knows how to let the air out of our happiness bubble!

Need Luck for the New Year?

Then the first meal you should eat is blacked eyed peas, rice, collard greens and cornbread. Peas are for prosperity, rice for riches and collard greens symbolize paper money.
And the cornbread? It's not for just tastes good.

They say if you eat 365 peas, it'll guarantee you good luck each day of the new year. If your lazy and don't feel like counting out peas, then eat about 3 pots.. that should cover your butt all year.

Hoppin John & Collard Greens

1 cup dried black-eyed peas.. sort and rinse
1 medium onion.. chopped
1 clove garlic.. minced
1 smoked ham hock..or bacon if your not a ham hock kinda person
2 bundles of fresh collard greens..wash and chopped
1 tablespoon red pepper flakes
1 14-ounce can of chopped tomatoes..drained
5 cups of water..or as much as you need to cover
1 cup long-grain white rice..uncooked
Some Salt and pepper

Put the peas in a pot, cover with water, bring to a boil. Boil 2 minutes, reduce heat, simmer one hour. Drain.

If your using bacon instead of ham hock, fry the pieces first, drain on paper towels to remove the fat(why can't we drain our thighs on paper towels to remove the fat?).

Put all ingredients in slow cooker, except rice, not the rice, no rice yet!
Turn to high for five hours.
Now you can stir in the rice and cook one more hour.
If your using a ham hock.. remove the meat from bone and put meat only in pot.
Season with salt and pepper.
Serve hot with corn bread...cause it tastes good.

Wishing you prosperity, riches, paper money... and good cornbread for 2009.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Monday, December 29, 2008


We started to post some pics of our trip to the
Tyler Texas Zoo.

But then we went over to Mr. Ryan's
His trip going up the Tampopata.....way better than ours going up the Zoo.

I gotta Wii Wii

Santa brought me a Wii Fit.

Santa needs his ass kicked.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Christmas Spam!

A certain person on this blog considers Spam a party's not!
I'm only posting her recipe because she's down right now...not because I like it!

1 16-ounce can Spam
1/4 cup yellow mustard
1/4 cup Miracle Whip
1/4 cup Cheez-Whiz
1 quart cooking oil

Fill fondue pot with cooking oil.

While this is heating to the proper
temperature, open the can of Spam.

Carefully wipe off the gelatin. (this part scares me)

Cut into bite size pieces.

Spear on to fondue forks and deep
fry until golden brown.

Dip into mustard, Miracle Whip, or
melted Cheez-Whiz or dip into all three!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Tune Tuesday

Tina Turner - I Can't Stand The Rain

Monday, December 15, 2008

Ice Ice Baby!

We have ice on the trees. Not liking this!

Having flashbacks of December 2000 Ice Storm.
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$1 a drink

Idabel police investigated the theft of $388 in drinking glasses from a home.

$388 for drinking glasses???

Dollar Store drinking glasses.
They're a dollar..and no one wants to steal them..cause they're $1!

Counterfeit 101

Idabel police investigated a couple using three counterfeit $100 bills to purchase items at a local store. The bills had a watermark of Abraham Lincoln's face and security tape from a $5 bill instead of Benjamin Franklin's face and a USA hundred security thread.
Lesson #1
This is Abraham Lincoln, he goes on a five dollar bill.
This is Benjamin Franklin, he goes on a one hundred dollar bill.

A separate report of a counterfeit $20 bill being passed at another business in Idabel was also taken. In this case the counterfeit bill was of much worse quality than the other case, as it had ink running down the front of the bill.

Let the ink dry on your counterfeit money before you go spend it.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Word Verification

Go here and check this out We were informed these are some Oklahoma you know of coris their brains are a little ratelyt. Go take a look and help these poor Okie girls get this game going.

Mama! Rocks!

I fell in love with this little story It reminded me to stop and smell the roses...or stop and play with the rocks.

The Invisible Woman

She's Got Legs!

Read in The McCurtain Gazette:
That a woman told Idabel police a former tenant in one of her rent houses had altered her deposit check by drawing legs on it...uh? Seems the tenant moved out and requested her $200 deposit back, but she had prorated the amount from the time she had lived in the home in November. she said the check was for $160. After writing the check the former tenant called the woman, saying the amount should have been for $500 not $160. The rent house owner later received a return on the check from her bank. Seems the suspect had drawn legs on the number 1 in $160 to make the amount $460. She had also written four over one in one hundred. Now the 39-year-old woman is facing a complaint of uttering a forged instrument.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

A man and his Bible

McCurtain Gazette:
Idabel Police responded to a domestic disturbance call. A woman answered the door and was bleeding from the mouth. She told officers her boyfriend punched her in the mouth. The woman also had a swollen eye, officers said. The man denied hitting the woman, saying he was just watching TV with his Bible. While the 49-year-old man was being arrested, he told officers he was still on probation from his last assault conviction against the woman.

I never knew the Bible liked to watch TV!

It Snot Funny!

"Mama I tied ah da not"

For the love of Pete! How
much snot can one child's
nose possibly hold?

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Saturday, December 6, 2008

Invasion of the Coxsackie Herpangina!

Our kids have all caught this Coxsackie Herpangina. It hits them fast. First they get red checks, then a fever 101-103, then the throat gets red blisters. So we'll be down till our babies get better.

Coxsackievirus can produce a wide variety of symptoms. About half of all kids infected with coxsackievirus have no symptoms. Others suddenly develop high fever, headache, and muscle aches, and some also develop a sore throat, abdominal discomfort, or nausea. A child with a coxsackievirus infection may simply feel hot but have no other symptoms. In most kids, the fever lasts about 3 days, then disappears.

Coxsackieviruses can also cause several different symptoms that affect different body parts, including:

Hand, foot, and mouth disease, a type of coxsackievirus syndrome, causes painful red blisters in the throat and on the tongue, gums, hard palate, inside of the cheeks, and the palms of hands and soles of the feet.

Herpangina, (not a herpes virus) an infection of the throat which causes red-ringed blisters and ulcers on the tonsils and soft palate, the fleshy back portion of the roof of the mouth.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Bye Bye Bratz!

Barbies Rule - Bratz Drool
Don't feel bad bratz... your collector$ now.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Call The Nuts!

McCurtain Gazette :
Call to the Editor: I'm a Broken Bow Savage fan, and I knew it: Those coaches would take those boys straight to State, and get them out of the way and then throw the game. They have done it for years, and I don't know why. They need some better coaches.

Editor Reply: You might want to back off the mixed nuts during the holidays.

Mixed nuts! We thought it was called Leaves of Grass!

She hit who?

McCurtain Gazette:
A woman who is four months pregnant told Idabel police another woman hit him while she was waiting in her car Monday.
The victim said an 18-year-old woman she has had problems with in the past reached into her car and pulled her hair.
The woman said she hit the suspect to protect herself.

Is it just me, or does something seem wrong with this story?

Santa Is Coming To Town

December 18 - Thursday - McCurtain County National Bank - Idabel - 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Anyone can come in and register to win a Bicycle. One boy's bike and one girl's bike will be given away on Dec 18.

December 19 - Friday - McCurtain County National Bank - Valliant - 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Anyone can come in and register. Two Nintendo DS Game Systems will be given away. One for boy and one for girl will be given away on Dec. 19.

December 22 - Monday - McCurtain County National Bank - Broken Bow - 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Anyone can come in and register to win a Leap Frog Leapster and a Ipod Nano to be given away Dec. 22.

Free Photo with Santa and a Surprise! Refreshments and lots of fun for everyone!
Three Santie Clauses and four of us.....someone has to share a lap.

A Christmas Story Play

We triple dog dare you to go and watch
Jean Shephard's A Christmas Story
December 5th & 6th, 12th & 13th @ 7:00 p.m
at Southeastern Oklahoma State University - Idabel Campus
The play is presented by the Broken Bow Theatrical Society
Tickets can be purchased at Pruett's Pharmacy in Broken Bow
$5 for Adults and $3 for Seniors and Children

Tu Tu's Bliss Tu Tu Funny

Having four women on here makes it hard to find things we ALL like.
Here's something we want to share that made ALL of us laugh.

10. Share Baby Jesus or I'll throw him in the trash!!
9. No, Santa is not allergic to peanut butter.
8. Can you lift me up? I can't reach the spaghetti on the ceiling.
7. Yes, I can see she ate the crayons!! NOW will you flush the toilet?
6. No. Not until you finish your Cheetos.
5. I have an unopened tube of nipple cream. It's yours, just say the word.
4. Don't put Barbie's foot in my belly button.
3. Don't toilet paper the cat.
2. Well, I was feeling fancy so I shaved PAST the knee today!!!
1. I ADORE being a sleep deprived, never potty alone, stay at home mom!!

Thanks we needed this today.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Happy Holidays To All Our Readers

at Fort Belvoir in Fairfax County, Virginia.

Tune Tuesday

Robin Thicke - Dreamworld

More Silly Boobie Stuff!

Thanks to for directing us to it.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Prostituting Myself For Toys

My children want a Wii and a X-Box 360 and cell phones and a flat screen and a truck and rifles.
So I'm selling myself.
You can buy me here

Me love you long time.

Price: $34.95
FREE Shipping & Handling
Note: Doll cannot stand alone.... after she's had a few drinks.

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Timestamp: 2008-12-01 16:02:55 UTC

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What we're trying to say is ..OkieSister #6 won $25 WM Card and David #2 won $25 Target Card.
Email us (idabeltoday at yahoo dot com) a mailing address and we'll get the cards to you.
We know $25 isn't that much, but our blog isn't that much......YET!
Just think...that $25 card can be traded in on some leaves of grass....something to think about.
Congrats to our big wieners OkieSister and David!