Monday, December 1, 2008

The Holiday Gift Men Really Want!

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2 comments:

TuTu's Bliss said...

Laughing, as always. This reminds me of the counter motrin commercial. If you all haven't seen it I need to dig it up.

Anonymous said...

That's just wrong!