Monday, December 1, 2008

Prostituting Myself For Toys

My children want a Wii and a X-Box 360 and cell phones and a flat screen and a truck and rifles.
So I'm selling myself.
You can buy me here

Me love you long time.

Price: $34.95
FREE Shipping & Handling
Note: Doll cannot stand alone.... after she's had a few drinks.


Joe (yes, really) said...

Oh Yes, I'm buying you today!

Kathy said...

Too funny! Your kinda cheap don't ya think?