Prostituting Myself For Toys

My children want a Wii and a X-Box 360 and cell phones and a flat screen and a truck and rifles.
So I'm selling myself.
You can buy me here http://toys.hsn.com/barbie-collector-doll-nascar-jeff-gordon_p-4216931_xp.aspx?web_id=4216931&ocm=sekw

Me love you long time.

Price: $34.95
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Note: Doll cannot stand alone.... after she's had a few drinks.