Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dancing With My Boobies!

How did we miss this?
Thanks Kilter for staying abreast of things!

Wishes Do Come True!

Now I can pee my name in the snow!!!


The woman who just left the restroom WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS!
Go read this ---and don't be coming in my office to use my computer!!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Democrats Boots Made for Walking

Nick's Law

The State Senate passed SB 135 with overwhelming bipartisan support today, granting much needed relief for autistic children and their families.
SB 135 will increase the number of trained specialists to treat autism spectrum disorders while allowing the open market to adjust coverage based on the demand of services.
Isn't that nice? I need to write a thank you note.

Dear Oklahoma State Senate,
Thanks so much for passing this! It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking of all the trained specialist Oklahoma will have--That my insurance company WON'T pay for!!
Thanks so much for caring about our children. Thanks so much for caring about the parents that voted for you. I'm sure we'll all be voting for you again next election. Hey, and maybe all those trained specialist that can't find a job, cause no one can afford to pay them, cause insurance won't cover services, maybe they will vote for you too!
I am just so excited about this "much needed relief" that I can't afford--- I think I'll walk outside and scream.

Thanks again,
Idabel Mommy

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tune Tuesday

PLAYING FOR CHANGE Playing for Change is a multimedia movement created to inspire, connect, and bring peace to the world through music. The idea for this project arose from a common belief that music has the power to break down boundaries and overcome distances between people. No matter whether people come from different geographic, political, economic, spiritual or ideological backgrounds, music has the universal power to transcend and unite us as one human race. And with this truth firmly fixed in our minds, we set out to share it with the world. PLAYING FOR CHANGE

Thursday, April 23, 2009

TuTu's Two Cents Tuesday...on Thursday

TuTu's Two Cents: Infidelity
Do we even have to give our two cents on this?
Whadda ya think we would do? Divorce or Death
either way--WE GET EVERYTHING!

Tune Tuesday----on Thursday!


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

SE Oklahoma Jeff Keith Naked Biscuit Butt!

For some reason we get a lot of traffic from the following search terms:
SE Oklahoma Naked Jeff Keith Biscuit Butt

Dear Jeff,
If it's not to much to ask, could you run around SE Oklahoma with a biscuit up your butt and let us write about it? It would really help our Alexa Ranking go up. Not that we care about that, but some people do.

Thanks Ever So Much!
The Girls from Idabel

Happy Nicholas Giannetto Day!

Might as well celebrate this too...


Monday, April 20, 2009

Peep Show!

We be liking this!

You Know It's Monday!

Half Baked

We're Back!!!!!!!

We know!
We haven't been posting any award winning commentary for some time.
We're sorry.
We're all back now!
Everyone is settled and ready to go.
Ready to go.
Ready to post some good commentary
or some bad commentary
or some something
Oh hell, who cares what we post!
Half our readers read us on the toilet!


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

WTH As The World Turns?

Did you watch ATWT today?
Did it not look like the Meg character almost broke the baby's arm?
I would've been snatching that baby off there if it was mine!

The baby's arm got caught in it's outfit and was being pulled behind it's back.
Cannot believe they didn't stop taping and check on the baby!

It's at 6:06

Friday, April 3, 2009

Nut of the Month!

An Idabel woman called police and said her husband's girlfriend had tampered with her vehicle and left her calling card!
The Idabel woman said the suspect has vandalized the last two vehicles she owned and she always leaves a pecan.
The hood latch on the woman's car was loosened and there was a large dent in the fender.
A pecan was found by the hood.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


What? No blogger pranks?

Yogi's Den = Devil's Den

666 or 616?
either way...that Yogi is evil.

Better Sex = Better Life

I've been trying to figure out why my life has been so bad lately.

Here's the answer... How ‘Better Sex’ can lead to a better life.

Bad Sex = Bad Life

Better Sex = Better Life

I was such a dumbass for not knowing this!

My life will now be so much better.