Friday, February 13, 2009

The Lost Boobie...Copyright 2008-2009 @ Today In Idabel Oklahoma

Patrick
MY STUFF IS COPYRIGHTED!

IT'S COPYRIGHTED! IT'S COPYRIGHTED! IT'S COPYRIGHTED AND I'M TELLING MY LAWYER!!!!


2 Chad
“Daddy” I WANT MY DADDY! MY DADDY IS COPYRIGHTED AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!
3 Dirt Monkey
Suck Assedness is copyrighted! IT's mine! You can't use it!
4 YukonSooner
Erma Bombeck with no talent! IS COPYRIGHTED! YOU CAN'T USE IT!

8 Dirt Monkey
So, idea = good. Execution = suck. COPYRIGHTED! YOU CAN'T USE IT! IT'S MINE! MINE MINE!
10 hypeful
M-Y C-O-P-Y-R-I-G-H-T! indie rock I-S C-O-P-Y-R-I-G-H-T! Ihaffa make surd I speld it rite.

11 skwaller
OH WELL! WELL I COPYRIGHT hit the nail on the proverbial head. AND IF YOU USE IT I GONNA HIT YOU ON DA HEAD!

12 marycherry
WELL I COPYWIGHT “differently abled" and cusp of menopause and “prolly” and unironically. I COPYWIGHT ALL DEM!

Happy now? Momma removed all the bad nasty copyright stuff so you can stop crying now.

If your arriving here from you know where to read you know what, we had to take it down. It was just too much for him to handle..he had a little melt down. He's okay now. He just finished sucking a big ol' boobie and he's got milk all over his face.

This is our reply to the post that you know who wrote on you know where. He didn't copyright it, so we can leave it up. OMG! You don't think "you know" is copyrighted do you?
Posted 02/09/09 8:18 PM
We figured since we had eight boobies over here we'd help our friend Georgie out.
We're sorry if we didn't include all the comments made. But damn people.. sitting on our 40 yr old butts at the computer all day making hearts for our blogs...you know, being single and all, we got no man to give our hearts to so we put them on our blogs, and if we do have a man, we're so damn happy we got to tell the world, so we put hearts on our blog and then if we got kids and puppies and we can cook, oh hell watch out!.....wait, where was we going with this....oh yes, and sittin' on our middle aged mommy butts and votin' for each other so we can get sucky (is that spelled right? sucky..suckey? oh who cares) so we can get sucky purple awards by giving stuff away to family and friends and then.. we got to give whiny bloggers some boobie....well hell people! That's hard work..so sorry if we missed some of ya'll.
It'll be alright, momma blogger is here. It's okay if you didn't get an award. Your still a good little blogger. Suck some boobie and you'll feel all better.

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38 comments:

Okiedoke said...

I have an excuse; I was a bottle-fed baby.

Idabel Oklahoma said...

You don't need an excuse honey. Your not a whiny butt. Your a MAN! (wink..wink)

♥georgie♥ said...

OMGawd LMFAO!!! I never thought all those hateful comments could end up being funny...

I would have offered to help them out for next year, yanno being the kind ♥'d gal i am...but then i thought naaaaa...
and they say Housewife like it's a bad thing...pffft

I love my idabells!

Dawn said...

This CRACKED me up!!! Love it!

Dawn said...

Oh, and if I had have known I could have mailed you a picture of me nursing my child for you to post! LOL!

Michelle said...

Just joined your cause! You girls are so funny! Love what you did with those tacky comments. We love georgie!

TuTu's Bliss said...

THANK YOU!!! I've got some back up milk titty if you need it.

Melessa said...

I know I've said it before, and recently, but I am SO proud to have managed to come in second to you ladies. Ya'll rock! And I have nursing pics too. We 35-40 somethings collect those, right? ;>)

Kathy said...

Ohhh gosh! Ohhh crappp I can not stop laughing long enough to leave a post. Ohhhgosh too funny.

gingela5 said...

Oh my goodness! I was KIDDING! I love Georgie too! And I also LOVE the Pioneer Woman! I was being SARCASTIC--which is technically what the Lost Ogle is about--Satire...

Idabel Oklahoma said...

Ooops! sorry took yours off.

okiesister said...

Holy Shit.
You gals are too funny.
I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. That what happens when you turn 40 and have previously pushed a human being out your vajayjay.

♥georgie♥ said...

do you girlies wanna be on the pole this week for the peep show? Either tomorrow or thursday...let me know...i always like to ask first so you can make sure you got your hair and toes did
;-) email me and let me know

Baloney said...

I.LOVE.THIS.
You Idabel Mommas kicked some booty today.
Thanks for the donation for Michael's team. I appreciate the compliment and the support!
You girls rock!

don smith said...

You go girls! You rock. I found this on my page today.

Is OK the only state that runs a best blog contest? I don't have a blog of my own but I read blog sites from all over and this is the first time I've come across a state that runs this type of a contest. You'd at least think they'd let non-Okie's have a vote. (Oh, that's right, Inhofe is one of your US Senators.)

As far as I can figure it out, it is a local blogger who came up with the idea of the Okie Blog Awards and it is not a state thing. His game ... His rules. It is the brainchild of Mike at OkieDoke.com and that is the way he runs it.

I heard of another competition down in Austin Texas not long ago, and the first prize on it was $20.09. (2009) I didn't submit my blog to it, nor did I submit to this one, just got nominated is all.

Inhofe is one of our elected officials, he wouldn't make a pimple on the rear of a senator's ... oh never mind.

Here is some good commentary on it all. link to today in Idabel Oklahoma

bco

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Too funny. Good going.

Soxy Deb said...

Thanks for giving them there whatfors and wheretos. I don't like one bit that they attacked my Georgie girl. Don't make me fly over there!

The Me/ The Wife/ The Mom said...

ROFL! Hilarious! Sore losers suck!

Randy said...

First I would like to thank my darling Dream Girl (AKA okiesister) for pointing me to the boobies.

Let that Pioneer woman post all the the pictures of cowboy butt in faded Wranglers she wants.... You stay with the bobbie theme and I'm here for the duration.

It's not like I ever looked at any of the pictures of cowboy butt on her blog (Is it really still a blog when you need a FAQ page just to navigate through the site?) I only went to her silly site to try to win the IMAX camera she gives away on Wednesdays.

Anyway... I say more bobbies is the ticket to a clean sweep for you gals in 2009.

BTW: Thanks to your county I flunked my first counties test in Oklahoma History. What the hell kinda name is McCurtain anyway.... it's not a county... it's what keeps the sun out of your eyes when you eat a Big Mac....

Keep up the good work

♥georgie♥ said...

okay where is the cheese tray I promised everyone? LOL

jenx67 said...

i kind of ramp up into PR and marketing overdrive when I read comments like that.

jenx67 said...

Sorry - hit publish too soon. According to Technorati, the majority of bloggers are Generation X men, not 40-something mommy bloggers, so go figure.

Very funny stuff, girls. This really cracked me up.

♥georgie♥ said...

wow Jen...seriously those are the stats?

Disappointed in SE OK Education said...

@Idabel Oklahoma - Quick grammar lesson: It's "you're not a whiny butt. You're a MAN!" Geez, for an "award"-winning blog I thought you would possess elementary English skills. Need some help on the difference between "there," "they're," and "their"?

TuTu's Bliss said...

Oh no! I just noticed we are required to grammar check our comments now! How am I supposed to keep this gig up while nursing if the grammar police are comment box stalking?

TuTu's Bliss said...

SIGH of relief! It looks like big words like "geez" are still a go and incomplete sentences. For a minute I was worried.

David said...

You know the great thing about YOUR blog? It's YOUR blog. If YOUR wanting to spell YOUR words wrong - You can! Don't think disasspointent reads YOUR blog. If disasspointed read YOUR blog, then disasspointed would know, you never know what kind of grammer you'll find here on YOUR blog. Sometimes spelling and grammer don't matter here on YOUR blog. Sometimes you girls just don't care about YOUR spelling or YOUR grammer because YOUR to too two busy just enjoying YOUR blog.
Maybe Disasspointed should get there they're their own blog.

Idabel Oklahoma said...

OH LORD YES! If you could explain that dam their, they're and there to us we would be so ever greatful. We just can not figure that out. And could you explaint the whole , thing. When do we use them? We just use ... cause we don't have any firggin idea when to use them. An that whole ; : thing WTH is that all about? And deer and dear, and to, too and two. Okay we know two is the number but WTH is to and too. A the ' where they suppose to go. ANd we're really surpeised that you didn't adress WE BE. Since you didn't address it we assume it's correct and we can still use WE BE. Like "We be glad you left us a comment cause it's so much easier to track (should we use your or you're here?) ass down". Oh and what about this ). or .) which is it?

Kathy said...

Can we copyright our comments?

Anonymous said...

You girls must have some good boobie milk. Old Pat there seems to like it. I've always heard you don't mess with a woman from McCurtain County. Looks like it's true.

bARE-eYED sUN said...

i love it here, it reminds me of home. thanks again for the hilarity. :-)


NORTON:
(Jumping on Ralph) Wait! Hold the phone! Whattya crazy or somethin'! Whattya pourin' out, your heart or your liver?

..
.ero

TuTu's Bliss said...

Oh No! I like The Lost Ogle. They MUST be kidding. They need to just bring back the amorous buffalo! But then again they probably don't have a consent form on file to post their picture! DAMN. There goes the neighborhood. I'm impressed that they are able to get the rights to EVERY picture posted without giving any credit to the original source. They should ask about that when they call the lawyer or they can check out the link below. They should also check into what the lawyer has to say about cyber stalking and harassing Brianna DeCassios. I really did like The Lost Ogle. Are you sure they were serious? They just seem too "almost" witty to play the generic lawyer card. Surely not.
http://www.bloggingtips.com/2007/12/11/copyright-laws-for-bloggers/
P.S: Idabel has my consent to use above comment in any way they see fit. Anyway else can talk to MY lawyer.

TuTu's Bliss said...

My new goal is to keep the grammar police so busy in the comment box that they stay out of the blogs ;)

Dear Grammar Police:
There are errors in the above comment. The first one to find them ALL gets NOTHING but glory. On your mark, get set, GO!

Don Smith said...

"So…when we lose a “Best Humor” award to a blog that’s only humorous to fans of Reba and scrapbookers, it should be expected that we’re going to point that out."

That's nice, I like that. After reading all of this, I am taking a break to suck it up, take a huge sigh, and be glad that I didn't win anything.

Who needs all this?

BCO

Melessa said...

LOL at the 'new' entry! (Hope everything is OK with all your friends/family).

T.R. said...

Power to the Mommy Bloggers (I just wished they had a little "culture")!!!

Anonymous said...

your titty is now my new background.

Idabel Oklahoma said...

Thanks! But that's not my real titty. My real titty is copyrighted.