Thursday, October 9, 2008

I am FAT COW!

Did you know Cheryl Burke is fat?
All the great minds of America seem to think so.

Some comments made about her five, yes five, pound weight gain.
*for all that dancing she does, she sure is a pudgy little piglet.
*She is definitely quite pudgy....yet still cute.
*kind of thunder thighs.
*Fat. Fat. Fat. Ridiculously fat.
*Chunky for a dancer. She looks more like a maid at the Holiday Inn
*CHERYL IS FAT COW!

First..This is "FAT COW"
Actually this is "A FAT COW"
Not that there is that big of a difference between "FAT COW" and "A FAT COW"......except maybe 5 pounds.

And these are "thunder thighs"
on "ridiculously fat Holiday Inn Maids".

And this is a "pudgy piglet"...and tigger too!
a pudgy "yet still cute" piglet....and tigger too.

And according to the great minds of America....this is a fat Cheryl Burke after gaining 5 pounds.

And this is what I'm going to eat to gain 5 pounds...

...cause I want to look like "FAT CHERYL BURKE".
Not "A FAT CHERYL BURKE" cause there's a huge difference.

Bring on the TwinkieDings!

1 comment:

AMY said...

I can not believe people are saying this woman is fat! It's just unreal. She's healthy and active and that should be all that matters. I love how you showed the stupid side of this.