Bad Idabel Momma's - Take Two

We're posting this again cause we think Mamalicious is a bad mommy. Someone call Child Welfare Please!


Have you been a bad mother? Then go tell your story here Bad Mothers Anonymous

This is one of our favorites...cause we've done this once....or twice...OK! We've done this a lot.
When my daughter was 3 months old, I buckled her into the car seat, but forgot to seat-belt the seat to the car. At a stop-light, I heard a "thump". She was face down in the foot well of the back seat, still strapped in. I panicked and pulled over. When I picked her up, she wasn't even crying. She just looked a little confused.
--Anonymous

Just call us bad mommas... cause we're gonna try this one.
My boys absolutely LOVE broccoli. I got them to eat it by telling them it will make them fart! --Sarah in Ca

Still laughin' at this one.
When my daughter was about 1 or so, I was changing her diaper. It was a Sunday. I swear she had a worm. I pulled one out of her bottom when I was wiping her. It was like 4 inches long. I called the doctor. We all got wormed. Her doctor wanted to see her on Monday and bring the worm with us. I walked in, (my MIL had already taken her and I met them from work)they both started laughing at me...My MIL had forgotten to tell me that they ate Chinese and Mandy LOVES SPROUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a bean sprout!!!HAHAHAHAHA.....We all got wormed...for nothing.
--Anonymous