Showing posts with label family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label family. Show all posts

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Bad Idabel Momma's - Take Two

We're posting this again cause we think Mamalicious is a bad mommy. Someone call Child Welfare Please!


Have you been a bad mother? Then go tell your story here Bad Mothers Anonymous

This is one of our favorites...cause we've done this once....or twice...OK! We've done this a lot.
When my daughter was 3 months old, I buckled her into the car seat, but forgot to seat-belt the seat to the car. At a stop-light, I heard a "thump". She was face down in the foot well of the back seat, still strapped in. I panicked and pulled over. When I picked her up, she wasn't even crying. She just looked a little confused.
--Anonymous

Just call us bad mommas... cause we're gonna try this one.
My boys absolutely LOVE broccoli. I got them to eat it by telling them it will make them fart! --Sarah in Ca

Still laughin' at this one.
When my daughter was about 1 or so, I was changing her diaper. It was a Sunday. I swear she had a worm. I pulled one out of her bottom when I was wiping her. It was like 4 inches long. I called the doctor. We all got wormed. Her doctor wanted to see her on Monday and bring the worm with us. I walked in, (my MIL had already taken her and I met them from work)they both started laughing at me...My MIL had forgotten to tell me that they ate Chinese and Mandy LOVES SPROUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a bean sprout!!!HAHAHAHAHA.....We all got wormed...for nothing.
--Anonymous

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Idabel Brotherly Love


McCurtain Gazette-
An Idabel man made an assault complaint against his brother after the man assaulted him Tuesday. The victim, who recently underwent knee surgery, said he and his brother got into an argument. His brother was recently kicked out of their mother's house for "smoking dope", he said. During the argument, the brother kicked the victim in the knee on which he had surgery. The two bickered more, but finally calmed down, the victim said. Several minutes later, without warning, the suspect hit his brother in the head with a bowling pin, the man said. He made an assault and battery complaint against the 26-year-old man.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Momma needs a vacation

McCurtain Gazette-
A woman made a complaint against her daughter, saying she had stolen her credit card and used it at three places while the mother was on vacation. The daughter admitted to using the card, but said she had been doing it since she was young.

*I'm thinkin'.....since she was young! how long of a vacation has that woman been on?

Daughter framed by mom

McCurtain Gazette-
A 51-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday after throwing a picture at her daughter and hitting her with a pair of pliers. The daughter said her mother asked to give her a pain pill and got upset when she would not. She grabbed a picture from the wall and threw it at her, then hit her twice with a pair of pliers, cutting her arms. The 51 year-old was arrested for domestic assault and battery.

*I'm thinkin'.....reverse deja vu*

Friday, August 15, 2008

Mom framed by daughter!

McCurtain Gazette-
A woman was cited for disturbing the peace after fighting with her 16 year old daughter Wednesday. Neighbors called police after hearing the two fighting loudly. The girl said she and her mother started fighting when a store wouldn't cash her Social Security check. When the girl tried to take her mother's truck to the bank, she said her mother acted like she was going to hurt her, so she hit her with a picture frame. Both then began hitting each other, she said. Neither would give a statement to police.