I'm not touching you!!!

Connecticut school bans touching.
I wonder if that would work in my car?
STOP TOUCHING ME!
MOM SHE'S TOUCHING ME!
MOM HE'S TOUCHING ME!
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!
STOP TOUCHING ME WITH YOUR ARM!
MY ARM IS NOT TOUCHING YOU!
YOUR BODY IS TOUCHING MY ARM!
HE'S TOUCHING MY SHOE!
AM NOT!
ARE TOO!
AM NOT!
MOM!
MOM!
MOM!!!!

Rihanna got a gun!

That ain't no gun tattoo!

This, this is a gun tattoo!

Thin Two Cents

Tutu's Two Cents today is "Spreading Yourself Too Thin".
My Two Cents: I think in actuality, if you spread yourself too thin, it doesn’t work. Over time, being spread too thin causes everything to suffer. I'm finding this out the hard way.

Alexis & Dolly

Doesn't Alexis Grace look like a younger Dolly Parton?

Someone better stick her in a Dolly movie.

Obama is Special!

People ask what our comment is on the Obama Special Olympic comment... since we voted for him and we have Special Olympic kids.

But most of all - because our comments matter to the people! ..we got an award to prove it.

First, we would like to invite President Obama to Stillwater Oklahoma, to the Special Olympic games to compete with our athletes. We'll even let President Obama choose the event he'd like to compete in. Then we'll comment on his comment.

Dollesbian

What do mean Dolly's not gay?
She looks happy here!

RALLY FOR AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, END TO HEALTH INSURANCE INDUSTRY ABUSES

Join us April 1 at 1 p.m. at the state Capitol's South Plaza
A coalition of consumer, patient and advocacy groups, including OKWatchdog, has a rally planned April 1 at 1 p.m. at the Capitol to draw attention to the need for affordable, quality health care in Oklahoma and stop health insurance industry abuses.
We need hundreds of people to come to the rally so that legislators will understand that we're paying attention, and health insurance companies calling all the shots is unacceptable.
Please visit http://www.okhealthcarereform.com/index.html for more information and to RSVP. Or RSVP by clicking HERE.

Belle would post something like this if she was here...but she's not :(

Write Idabel

Email question: Why don't you write about Idabel anymore?

Answer: Cause when we wrote about Idabel....we had no readers!

Wednesday Spelling Lesson

Where the hell is the d sound in Wednesday?

So why are there two d's?

And you wonder why we can't spell!

Tune Tuesday....on Wednesday

We might just Duhh?

We're still trying to figure out which way to go with this blog.
Belle and Jazz moved away so they can't be Today in Idabel anymore.
SO
We might just rename it and they could blog from where they went.
We might just keep doing what we been doing with just two of us.
We might just steal other people's copyrite stuff and post it so we don't have to do anything.
We might just close it down and pass the award on to the runner up.
We might just sit here and go duhh.

We're So Juicy!

Don't this song make ya wanna...
you know...make you wanna...

Makes me wanna eat an apple.

Born to be Stupid!

Why does this song always make us laugh?

Uh,,,cause it's stupid or cause we've had too many CMLV,,CLMV,,CMVL,,too much to drink.

BYE!

Belle and Jazz (aka BAAW) have left the building!

We need another round of CMVML.....

Great Blog Depression of 2009

it seems
a few blogs we read
have either
taken a pause
haven't been bloggin'
or
they've just hit that big wall of blog depression

so we stole okiedoke's pause button
and we're jumping on board
cause we got two bloggers leavin'
and we need to sit back
have some cmvml's
and cry

Ditch Democratic Delegate Eldridge Bill

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The Barbie Ban Bill, proposed by Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge (D) Lincoln County, says such toys influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense of their intellectual and emotional development.
"I just hate the image that we give to our kids that if you're beautiful, you're beautiful and you don't have to be smart," Eldridge told West Virginia news station WOWK.

My 8 year old daughter plays with Barbie dolls. She is both beautiful and smart. She participates in beauty pageants and she's on the superintendents honor roll. And my daughter wrote you the following letter Mr. Eldridge.

Dear Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge,
Why is barbie made in China instead of the USA?
Why are the factories needed to make barbies not built here in the USA?
Why are the parts needed to make barbie not made in the USA?
Why are thousands of jobs being sent overseas when we need them in the USA?
Why is a Democratic Delegate telling me, an 8 year old girl, what I need when he doesn't know what the country needs?
Someone with your intellectual and emotional development should know what this country needs. I really hate the image you are giving me and my friends, that you don't have to be smart to be in politics.

Sincerely,
Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxx

McNutts!

911 Do you need police, fire or ambulance?

Police

Where?

I'm at the McDonalds on umm Delaware.

What's going on there?

I ordered uhh umm the chicken nuggets with a small fries. And she's say that they didn't have any chicken nuggets. And so I told her I want a uhh McDouble with small fries. And she told me I have to pick anything else off the menu because she can't refund me uhh the difference out of the meal. And I told her just give me all my money back. She's telling me she can't give me my money back either. She will have to, I have to pick something.
*Hear all three 911 calls Goodman made*

According to the report, after police told Goodman the incident was not an emergency, Goodman replied,

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency.""When you feel that you've been mistreated or misused or robbed out of your money, you have the right to call 911," Goodman said. "That's the purpose of 911, so I thought."

Later a McSpokesman said,

"Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us," Solorzano said. "Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused. In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case.
"We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an invitation to return for her original order, on us. We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer. Customer satisfaction is our top priority."

Limp Oklahomans

Umm..this wasn't what I was looking for.. but it looks interesting.

Democratic senators are questioning why insurance companies can cover the treatment of erectile dysfunction and not autism.
"We have been told by Republicans that it is not fair for those who do not have autism to have to pay for coverage for those who do," said Sen. Tom Adelson, D-Tulsa.
"Why is it fair for those who do not suffer from erectile dysfunction to pay for those who do in the form of higher premiums? I would think most Oklahomans would rather have their premiums cover children with autism, rather than people with erectile dysfunction."

Oh... here's what I was lookin for.. the Votes on HB1312.
10 Nay votes on HOUSE BILL1312 Nick's Law; requiring insurance coverage for autism DO PASS - FAILED
9 Yea votes on HOUSE BILL1312 Nick's Law; requiring insurance coverage for autism
DO NOT PASS - PASSED

Umm..You would think "most Oklahomans" would rather have their premiums cover children with autism, rather than people with erectile dysfunction. But I bet it all depends on how many Oklahomans have children with autism and how many Oklahomans have erectile dysfunction.

Maybe someone should ask "most Oklahomans"..Do you have a kid with autism?..
NAYS: 10
Faught
McNiel
Peters
Key
Liebmann
Moore
Sullivan
McDaniel
Ownbey
Steele

..or do you have a limp dick?
YEAS: 9
Faught
McNiel
Peters
Liebmann
Moore
Sullivan
McDaniel
Ownbey
Steele

My mind goes limp sometimes. Does insurance cover that? Surely the House passed that bill.