Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Happy Hump Day!

A teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd just have to write the exam with your other hand.

5 comments:

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Kind of reminds of the bikini pictures a few days ago.

Dawn said...

Hilarious joke with an even funnier picture!

Jeff Shaw said...

Yo. What are you guys up to?
:)

Unknown said...

What grade are these kids in? :)

Funny joke!

Anonymous said...

hahaha hump spot hump cute!