NAIW: Why are we welcoming a new reader? We've never welcomed a new reader.
WTRW:We've never had a new reader that lives in Hawaii.
WTRW: Hawaii...she lives there...we become her BFF's..we get a vacation..we ask to stay with her..no motel bill!
NAIW: Ohhh! then continue kissin' butt. Hey, maybe we should send her some leaves of grass biscuits before we ask to stay.