Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Palin for President!..or not!
"And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make."
Can someone remind me exactly who it was that didn't finish a term and then ran for President?
Can someone remind me exactly who it was that didn't finish a term and then ran for President?
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Love means never having to say "My Bad".
"My bad",,,,What happened to just saying "I'm sorry"?
Seriously people, when is it going to end? Was this phrase not popular 14 years ago when the movie "Clueless" came out? It made no sense then, it makes no sense now, and it made no sense when I had to memorize the damn thing in high school.
SONNET 112 CXII
1. Your love and pity doth the impression fill,
2. Which vulgar scandal stamped upon my brow;
3. For what care I who calls me well or ill,
4. So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow?
5. You are my all-the-world, and I must strive
6. To know my shames and praises from your tongue;
7. None else to me, nor I to none alive,
8. That my steeled sense or changes right or wrong.
9. In so profound abysm I throw all care
10. Of others' voices, that my adder's sense
11. To critic and to flatterer stopped are.
12. Mark how with my neglect I do dispense:
13. You are so strongly in my purpose bred,
14. That all the world besides methinks y'are dead.
Seriously people, when is it going to end? Was this phrase not popular 14 years ago when the movie "Clueless" came out? It made no sense then, it makes no sense now, and it made no sense when I had to memorize the damn thing in high school.
SONNET 112 CXII
1. Your love and pity doth the impression fill,
2. Which vulgar scandal stamped upon my brow;
3. For what care I who calls me well or ill,
4. So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow?
5. You are my all-the-world, and I must strive
6. To know my shames and praises from your tongue;
7. None else to me, nor I to none alive,
8. That my steeled sense or changes right or wrong.
9. In so profound abysm I throw all care
10. Of others' voices, that my adder's sense
11. To critic and to flatterer stopped are.
12. Mark how with my neglect I do dispense:
13. You are so strongly in my purpose bred,
14. That all the world besides methinks y'are dead.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Princess Protection Program Count
It's 86! 86 times the word princess is said!
86! I'm posting this in hopes of saving some
other mothers sanity!!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
SC Governor Sanford admits affair!
As a congressman, Sanford voted in favor of three of four articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, citing the need for "moral legitimacy."
Dear Governor Sanford,
Let this be a lesson - People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Never Throw Stones!
Dear Governor Sanford,
Let this be a lesson - People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Never Throw Stones!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
You Think PETA Knows About This?
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
I Dreamed I Got A Tattoo!
You DON''T fall asleep during a tattoo!
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
You might pass out during a tattoo---but you don't fall asleep!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
We're Award Whores!
We're not begging for votes.
We're not going to these other blogs and doing the "Vote for me and I'll vote for you" thing.
And we're not promising weed.
We're just too darn lazy to do those things.
We figured it'd be easier just to buy your votes.
Anyone that votes for us will get their name put in the hat for $100. (yogi gets his name in twice cause he nominated us, thanks yogi!)
We'll draw the name soon as the Blogger's Choice Awards are over.
"Buying it is so much easier than begging for it."... Anonymous Husband
We're not going to these other blogs and doing the "Vote for me and I'll vote for you" thing.
And we're not promising weed.
We're just too darn lazy to do those things.
We figured it'd be easier just to buy your votes.
Anyone that votes for us will get their name put in the hat for $100. (yogi gets his name in twice cause he nominated us, thanks yogi!)
We'll draw the name soon as the Blogger's Choice Awards are over.
"Buying it is so much easier than begging for it."... Anonymous Husband
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