Today In Idabel Oklahoma

Where are you?

2011-08-31T21:47:00.000-05:00

We haven't posted in over a year

We've been linked 34 times this week

We have 2263 emails (which most of it's porn, but it's the thought that counts)

We'd just like to say..

TOOK YA'LL LONG ENOUGH!

made in china by mexicans

2010-04-09T11:12:00.005-05:00

http://projects.flowingdata.com/walmart/

Just about everything you find inside Wal-Mart is either made in China or Mexico.
BUT, how many Wal-Mart stores are actually in China and Mexico?

BLOG!!!

2009-11-06T10:50:00.006-06:00

Someone left us this message - BLOG!!!!
We're sorry, but we've had some major life changes going on.

The Redneck, which is me, got married!--still waiting on those wedding gifts from some of you.

The Black Woman, moved away!---to a place very few black women move away to..MONTANA!

The Belle, got an important political job!---it's very hush hush...we just think she's working for the Democrats now and just don't want her Republican friends to know it.

and The Native :( our Native been sick.

Hopefully, things are slowing down and we'll try to BLOG!!! more often.

We be a big fan of Terry Border and his Bent Object!

2009-11-02T12:50:00.003-06:00

.....we mean BentObjects! we be a big fan of his BentObjects! :)

It is 09/09/09/09/09/09

2009-09-09T21:09:00.000-05:00

Keyword Analysis is a Naked Whore!

2009-08-25T10:31:00.007-05:00

You know how we love checkin' our Keyword Analysis.

Usually it's just keywords like,, drug bust in Idabel, murder in Idabel, where can you buy good pot in McCurtain County, "SE Oklahoma Jeff Keith Buttered Biscuit Butt". .... you know, just normal keywords people use when searching.
Anyway,, we went and checked today, and it looks like all the drugs, murder, and buttered biscuit butts have been replaced by.....
SOME NAKED WHORES IN OKLAHOMA!

WE KNOW! Who would have thought that would lead you here.
But we got to thinking.. "Some Naked Whores in Oklahoma" is so much better than "Everytime I shat I get hemmoroids".

FACEBOOK

2009-08-22T08:33:00.005-05:00

We're sorry
We've been meaning to post
REALLY WE HAVE!

Here's what happen
WE FOUND FACEBOOK!

And, well,,,we seem to be there all the time now.
ALL THE TIME!

Some of you (and you know who you are) have already found us there.
Well, not all of us together.
Some of you..and you know who you are..have found one or two of us there.

So, sorry we haven't been here.
We'll try to do better.
But we can't guarantee anything,,,cause we all have farms to tend to.

Oh, and if you can find all four of us,,,you can be our neighbor!

Oh Fart, It's Tiger!

2009-08-06T09:42:00.004-05:00

Tiger Farts!!!

Please raise your hand if you've never farted!

So, why is there such a big blow up on this story?

Another Reason We Don't Need Men!

2009-07-30T18:17:00.010-05:00

Why would a man invent this?

High Tech Odor Free Undies

2009-07-30T18:03:00.001-05:00

My son is so going to get a pair of these!

Shape me! Shape me like you've never shaped me before!

2009-07-15T09:00:00.007-05:00

I've been trying to exercise in an effort to lose weight and get in shape for a big upcoming event. I said trying, not actually doing. I realized I needed to do something drastic when I looked at the calendar and the date was just around the corner.

Yesterday, I ran across this.

This sounded fantastic to me! This could make me look thinner and at the same time smooth out all my lines and bulges. This could darn well be the miracle I've been looking for!

I bought it.

I pulled.

I squished.

I grunted...out loud!

I said bad words!

I then screamed for God and ask him to take me now!

I KNOW!! It's like having sex with the husband,,only I didn't get to just lay there.

I now know why this thing makes you look slimmer.

You lose 10 pounds from just putting the damn thing on!!

It is now 56789

2009-07-08T17:06:00.002-05:00

at 05:06 07/08/09

It's been a boring day!

It is now 456789

2009-07-08T16:05:00.001-05:00

04:05:06 at 7/8/09

It is now 123456789

2009-07-08T12:34:00.000-05:00

at 12:34:56 on 7/8/09

Palin for President!..or not!

2009-07-06T14:48:00.002-05:00

"And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make."

Can someone remind me exactly who it was that didn't finish a term and then ran for President?

Love means never having to say "My Bad".

2009-06-30T07:51:00.008-05:00

"My bad",,,,What happened to just saying "I'm sorry"?

Seriously people, when is it going to end? Was this phrase not popular 14 years ago when the movie "Clueless" came out? It made no sense then, it makes no sense now, and it made no sense when I had to memorize the damn thing in high school.

SONNET 112 CXII
1. Your love and pity doth the impression fill,
2. Which vulgar scandal stamped upon my brow;
3. For what care I who calls me well or ill,
4. So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow?
5. You are my all-the-world, and I must strive
6. To know my shames and praises from your tongue;
7. None else to me, nor I to none alive,
8. That my steeled sense or changes right or wrong.
9. In so profound abysm I throw all care
10. Of others' voices, that my adder's sense
11. To critic and to flatterer stopped are.
12. Mark how with my neglect I do dispense:
13. You are so strongly in my purpose bred,
14. That all the world besides methinks y'are dead.

Princess Protection Program Count

2009-06-26T22:57:00.003-05:00

It's 86! 86 times the word princess is said!
86! I'm posting this in hopes of saving some
other mothers sanity!!

SC Governor Sanford admits affair!

2009-06-24T17:58:00.003-05:00

As a congressman, Sanford voted in favor of three of four articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, citing the need for "moral legitimacy."

Dear Governor Sanford,
Let this be a lesson - People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Never Throw Stones!

Gotta Love Alex Sandwell Kliszynski

2009-06-23T11:58:00.003-05:00

The Art of Alex Sandwell Kliszynski

Look!! Boobs!!

2009-06-19T02:27:00.007-05:00

You Think PETA Knows About This?

2009-06-18T16:50:00.004-05:00

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

A Regular Guy Growing Up with Autism

2009-06-17T10:52:00.003-05:00

Four Barbie Thumbs Up! Loved It!

I Dreamed I Got A Tattoo!

2009-06-17T10:22:00.003-05:00

You DON''T fall asleep during a tattoo!

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

You might pass out during a tattoo---but you don't fall asleep!

We're Award Whores!

2009-06-10T13:18:00.008-05:00

We're not begging for votes.

We're not going to these other blogs and doing the "Vote for me and I'll vote for you" thing.

And we're not promising weed.

We're just too darn lazy to do those things.

We figured it'd be easier just to buy your votes.

Anyone that votes for us will get their name put in the hat for $100. (yogi gets his name in twice cause he nominated us, thanks yogi!)

We'll draw the name soon as the Blogger's Choice Awards are over.

"Buying it is so much easier than begging for it."... Anonymous Husband

Chex Gluten Free Yipee!!!

2009-06-08T09:48:00.004-05:00

Have you tried it yet? We have!
Gluten free recipes at Chex.com
We've been trying these out with our
gluten free kids and we have to say
DELICIOUS!

Thanks Chex!!!!

We give you the Hottest Mommy Blogger Ever!

2009-06-04T17:34:00.005-05:00

Go Vote for her! We did!

Blogger's Choice Awards - Hottest Mommy Blogger

2009-06-02T09:57:00.015-05:00

And the reason we were NOT nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger is ????

Update: We've NOW been nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger..we thought you would change your mind Mr. Yogi!

Blogger's Choice Awards - Best Blog About Stuff

2009-06-02T00:13:00.003-05:00

OMG!! OMG!! Someone nominated this blog and people have actually voted for it! Blogger's Choice Awards is like the friggin' big time people!

But there's no way in hell we'll win this one. First off, we're up against PostSecret ..it's already got 231 votes, and it's like the greatest thing ever. And second, we simply don't have enough weed available in Idabel right now to get all y'all high enough to vote for us.

Thank You Yogi! We Be Honored!

Wear Red Go Red

2009-05-27T14:53:00.008-05:00

Go Red BetterU program starting June 1, 2009.

we fel gud!

2009-05-26T13:51:00.007-05:00

Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. We looked around our house to see things we'd started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house, we finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a package of Pringlies, that mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesecke and a box a chocolts. Yu haf no idr who gud me fel.

Peas sen dis on to anyyy on yu feee aree in ned ov iner peas.

thanks to the reader that sent this!

Weed Winner!

2009-05-25T08:46:00.004-05:00

Nine? That's all! NINE!!! Weeds must not be the thing anymore----or maybe we aren't.

Search RANDOM.ORG
True Random Number Service
Random Integer Generator

Here are your random numbers: 5
Timestamp: 2009-05-25 13:44:53 UTC

Congrats #5 Kathy Russell from Norman/OKC (? maybe she lives on the border)
Send your address to idabeltoday at yahoo dot com. and we'll get your weeds to you.

We're Giving Away The Weed!

2009-05-21T09:06:00.006-05:00

One year anniversary giveaway!

Since all we do in McCurtain County is
grown the weed
sell the weed
smoke the weed
Let's give away the weed!!!!!

We're giving away the first three seasons of WEEDS.
Just leave us a comment about WEED.
Giveaway ends Sunday 10:00pm. Winner announced Monday.
Winner will be chosen by random.org

The President was not Presidential!

2009-05-16T12:18:00.003-05:00

While attending the Special Olympics
we stayed in the Presidential Suite.

The President was not there!

Budget cure = Marijuana taxes

2009-05-06T22:58:00.004-05:00

Now there's an idea! Why didn't we think of it?

Miss California Carrie Prejean is Exposed?

2009-05-06T09:07:00.007-05:00

We each have our own views of Miss. California, Carrie Prejean.

We find it's best not to discuss her if we can.

But due to the latest breaking news!!!

We agreed to put aside our differences

and do a commentary on the "Nude Photos Exposed".

Carrie Prejean before competing in the Miss. USA Pageant

Carrie Prejean while competing in the Miss. USA Pageant.

?

TuTu's Two Titties!

2009-05-06T08:24:00.000-05:00

TuTu's Two Cents this week is The Human Pacifier (Breastfeeding)

You know how we feel about breastfeeding and you know we don't mind showing some boobiefeeding. With our children it varied when it came time to getting off the boobies. We've had them get off the boobies from 3 months to 3 years. We've wanted it to hurry up and end and we've wanted it to never end.

It's Almost Our Happy Birthday!

2009-05-05T14:21:00.005-05:00

We need to do something to celebrate our blog birthday!
We need to have one of those give it aways like some of those big blogs do!
But what should we give away????????????????
Those big blogs give away things like cameras, cooking stuff, $500 gift cards and washing machines!
We can't afford to give those things away---we can't even afford those things!
What can four chicks from Idabel give away????

Get your mind out of the gutter!! We can't mail that!!!

We are not chicken!

2009-05-02T10:40:00.006-05:00

Someone thought this was funny and emailed it to us.

This is not funny!

There are starving Barbie's in China!

This is not funny!

Out of Egg Experience!

2009-05-01T10:53:00.009-05:00

Read this in the local paper:
There was a report of a teenage girl's car being egged. The victim said she was sitting on her front porch when a Ford Focus drove toward her with it's headlights off. A girl she recognized got out of the girl and hit her car with eggs.

I did not hear egg throwing as one of the benefits.

Dancing With My Boobies!

2009-04-30T22:20:00.004-05:00

How did we miss this?

Thanks Kilter for staying abreast of things!

Wishes Do Come True!

2009-04-30T11:32:00.003-05:00

Now I can pee my name in the snow!!!

HEY YOU!!!

2009-04-30T10:36:00.008-05:00

The woman who just left the restroom WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS!

Go read this ---and don't be coming in my office to use my computer!!!

Democrats Boots Made for Walking

2009-04-29T09:33:00.003-05:00

Nick's Law

LOOK!!!
The State Senate passed SB 135 with overwhelming bipartisan support today, granting much needed relief for autistic children and their families.
SB 135 will increase the number of trained specialists to treat autism spectrum disorders while allowing the open market to adjust coverage based on the demand of services.
Isn't that nice? I need to write a thank you note.

Dear Oklahoma State Senate,
Thanks so much for passing this! It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking of all the trained specialist Oklahoma will have--That my insurance company WON'T pay for!!
Thanks so much for caring about our children. Thanks so much for caring about the parents that voted for you. I'm sure we'll all be voting for you again next election. Hey, and maybe all those trained specialist that can't find a job, cause no one can afford to pay them, cause insurance won't cover services, maybe they will vote for you too!
I am just so excited about this "much needed relief" that I can't afford--- I think I'll walk outside and scream.

Thanks again,
Idabel Mommy

Tune Tuesday

2009-04-28T08:03:00.001-05:00

PLAYING FOR CHANGE Playing for Change is a multimedia movement created to inspire, connect, and bring peace to the world through music. The idea for this project arose from a common belief that music has the power to break down boundaries and overcome distances between people. No matter whether people come from different geographic, political, economic, spiritual or ideological backgrounds, music has the universal power to transcend and unite us as one human race. And with this truth firmly fixed in our minds, we set out to share it with the world. PLAYING FOR CHANGE

TuTu's Two Cents Tuesday...on Thursday

2009-04-23T05:00:00.001-05:00

TuTu's Two Cents: InfidelityDo we even have to give our two cents on this? Whadda ya think we would do? Divorce or Deatheither way--WE GET EVERYTHING!

Tune Tuesday----on Thursday!

2009-04-23T04:32:00.000-05:00

GUESS WHO???

SE Oklahoma Jeff Keith Naked Biscuit Butt!

2009-04-22T08:57:00.010-05:00

For some reason we get a lot of traffic from the following search terms:
SE Oklahoma Naked Jeff Keith Biscuit Butt

Dear Jeff,
If it's not to much to ask, could you run around SE Oklahoma with a biscuit up your butt and let us write about it? It would really help our Alexa Ranking go up. Not that we care about that, but some people do.

Thanks Ever So Much!
The Girls from Idabel

Happy Nicholas Giannetto Day!

2009-04-22T08:32:00.004-05:00

Might as well celebrate this too...

HAPPY EARTH DAY!

Peep Show!

2009-04-20T09:58:00.002-05:00

We be liking this!

Life As I See It

You Know It's Monday!

2009-04-20T09:33:00.004-05:00

Half Baked

We're Back!!!!!!!

2009-04-20T08:52:00.003-05:00

We know!
We haven't been posting any award winning commentary for some time.
We're sorry.
We're all back now!
Everyone is settled and ready to go.
Ready to go.
Ready to post some good commentary
or some bad commentary
or some something
Oh hell, who cares what we post!
Half our readers read us on the toilet!

http://www.orkut-scrapping.com/

WE'RE BACK!!!!!

Tune Tuesday

2009-04-14T13:18:00.001-05:00

WTH As The World Turns?

2009-04-07T14:32:00.008-05:00

Did you watch ATWT today?
Did it not look like the Meg character almost broke the baby's arm?
I would've been snatching that baby off there if it was mine!

The baby's arm got caught in it's outfit and was being pulled behind it's back.
Cannot believe they didn't stop taping and check on the baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIm6a-bxM4k

It's at 6:06

Nut of the Month!

2009-04-03T09:14:00.005-05:00

An Idabel woman called police and said her husband's girlfriend had tampered with her vehicle and left her calling card!

The Idabel woman said the suspect has vandalized the last two vehicles she owned and she always leaves a pecan.

The hood latch on the woman's car was loosened and there was a large dent in the fender.

A pecan was found by the hood.

April is National Pecan Month

APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

2009-04-01T10:13:00.002-05:00

What? No blogger pranks?

Yogi's Den = Devil's Den

2009-04-01T10:08:00.002-05:00

666 or 616?
either way...that Yogi is evil.

Better Sex = Better Life

2009-04-01T09:26:00.003-05:00

I've been trying to figure out why my life has been so bad lately.

Here's the answer... How ‘Better Sex’ can lead to a better life.

Bad Sex = Bad Life

Better Sex = Better Life

I was such a dumbass for not knowing this!

My life will now be so much better.

I'm not touching you!!!

2009-03-31T12:50:00.005-05:00

Connecticut school bans touching.
I wonder if that would work in my car?
STOP TOUCHING ME!
MOM SHE'S TOUCHING ME!
MOM HE'S TOUCHING ME!
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!
STOP TOUCHING ME WITH YOUR ARM!
MY ARM IS NOT TOUCHING YOU!
YOUR BODY IS TOUCHING MY ARM!
HE'S TOUCHING MY SHOE!
AM NOT!
ARE TOO!
AM NOT!
MOM!
MOM!
MOM!!!!

Rihanna got a gun!

2009-03-31T12:29:00.003-05:00

That ain't no gun tattoo!

This, this is a gun tattoo!

Thin Two Cents

2009-03-31T12:02:00.007-05:00

Tutu's Two Cents today is "Spreading Yourself Too Thin".
My Two Cents: I think in actuality, if you spread yourself too thin, it doesn’t work. Over time, being spread too thin causes everything to suffer. I'm finding this out the hard way.

Alexis & Dolly

2009-03-27T08:58:00.009-05:00

Doesn't Alexis Grace look like a younger Dolly Parton?

Someone better stick her in a Dolly movie.

Obama is Special!

2009-03-26T15:06:00.006-05:00

People ask what our comment is on the Obama Special Olympic comment... since we voted for him and we have Special Olympic kids.

But most of all - because our comments matter to the people! ..we got an award to prove it.

First, we would like to invite President Obama to Stillwater Oklahoma, to the Special Olympic games to compete with our athletes. We'll even let President Obama choose the event he'd like to compete in. Then we'll comment on his comment.

Dollesbian

2009-03-26T08:03:00.007-05:00

What do mean Dolly's not gay?
She looks happy here!

RALLY FOR AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, END TO HEALTH INSURANCE INDUSTRY ABUSES

2009-03-19T10:18:00.003-05:00

Join us April 1 at 1 p.m. at the state Capitol's South Plaza
A coalition of consumer, patient and advocacy groups, including OKWatchdog, has a rally planned April 1 at 1 p.m. at the Capitol to draw attention to the need for affordable, quality health care in Oklahoma and stop health insurance industry abuses.
We need hundreds of people to come to the rally so that legislators will understand that we're paying attention, and health insurance companies calling all the shots is unacceptable.
Please visit http://www.okhealthcarereform.com/index.html for more information and to RSVP. Or RSVP by clicking HERE.

Belle would post something like this if she was here...but she's not :(

Write Idabel

2009-03-18T14:07:00.003-05:00

Email question: Why don't you write about Idabel anymore?

Answer: Cause when we wrote about Idabel....we had no readers!

Wednesday Spelling Lesson

2009-03-18T13:46:00.005-05:00

Where the hell is the d sound in Wednesday?

So why are there two d's?

And you wonder why we can't spell!

Tune Tuesday....on Wednesday

2009-03-18T13:42:00.001-05:00

We might just Duhh?

2009-03-17T01:20:00.004-05:00

We're still trying to figure out which way to go with this blog.
Belle and Jazz moved away so they can't be Today in Idabel anymore.
SO
We might just rename it and they could blog from where they went.
We might just keep doing what we been doing with just two of us.
We might just steal other people's copyrite stuff and post it so we don't have to do anything.
We might just close it down and pass the award on to the runner up.
We might just sit here and go duhh.

We're So Juicy!

2009-03-13T12:27:00.005-05:00

Don't this song make ya wanna...
you know...make you wanna...

Makes me wanna eat an apple.

Born to be Stupid!

2009-03-13T11:56:00.007-05:00

Why does this song always make us laugh?

Uh,,,cause it's stupid or cause we've had too many CMLV,,CLMV,,CMVL,,too much to drink.

BYE!

2009-03-13T10:38:00.002-05:00

Belle and Jazz (aka BAAW) have left the building!

We need another round of CMVML.....

Great Blog Depression of 2009

2009-03-05T14:40:00.006-06:00

it seems
a few blogs we read
have either
taken a pause
haven't been bloggin'
or
they've just hit that big wall of blog depression

so we stole okiedoke's pause button
and we're jumping on board
cause we got two bloggers leavin'
and we need to sit back
have some cmvml's
and cry

Ditch Democratic Delegate Eldridge Bill

2009-03-04T11:49:00.008-06:00

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

The Barbie Ban Bill, proposed by Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge (D) Lincoln County, says such toys influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense of their intellectual and emotional development.
"I just hate the image that we give to our kids that if you're beautiful, you're beautiful and you don't have to be smart," Eldridge told West Virginia news station WOWK.

My 8 year old daughter plays with Barbie dolls. She is both beautiful and smart. She participates in beauty pageants and she's on the superintendents honor roll. And my daughter wrote you the following letter Mr. Eldridge.

Dear Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge,
Why is barbie made in China instead of the USA?
Why are the factories needed to make barbies not built here in the USA?
Why are the parts needed to make barbie not made in the USA?
Why are thousands of jobs being sent overseas when we need them in the USA?
Why is a Democratic Delegate telling me, an 8 year old girl, what I need when he doesn't know what the country needs?
Someone with your intellectual and emotional development should know what this country needs. I really hate the image you are giving me and my friends, that you don't have to be smart to be in politics.

Sincerely,
Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxx

McNutts!

2009-03-04T10:36:00.008-06:00

911 Do you need police, fire or ambulance?

Police

Where?

I'm at the McDonalds on umm Delaware.

What's going on there?

I ordered uhh umm the chicken nuggets with a small fries. And she's say that they didn't have any chicken nuggets. And so I told her I want a uhh McDouble with small fries. And she told me I have to pick anything else off the menu because she can't refund me uhh the difference out of the meal. And I told her just give me all my money back. She's telling me she can't give me my money back either. She will have to, I have to pick something.
*Hear all three 911 calls Goodman made*

According to the report, after police told Goodman the incident was not an emergency, Goodman replied,

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency.""When you feel that you've been mistreated or misused or robbed out of your money, you have the right to call 911," Goodman said. "That's the purpose of 911, so I thought."

Later a McSpokesman said,

"Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us," Solorzano said. "Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused. In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case.
"We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an invitation to return for her original order, on us. We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer. Customer satisfaction is our top priority."

Limp Oklahomans

2009-03-03T08:59:00.006-06:00

Umm..this wasn't what I was looking for.. but it looks interesting.

Democratic senators are questioning why insurance companies can cover the treatment of erectile dysfunction and not autism.
"We have been told by Republicans that it is not fair for those who do not have autism to have to pay for coverage for those who do," said Sen. Tom Adelson, D-Tulsa.
"Why is it fair for those who do not suffer from erectile dysfunction to pay for those who do in the form of higher premiums? I would think most Oklahomans would rather have their premiums cover children with autism, rather than people with erectile dysfunction."

Oh... here's what I was lookin for.. the Votes on HB1312.
10 Nay votes on HOUSE BILL1312 Nick's Law; requiring insurance coverage for autism DO PASS - FAILED
9 Yea votes on HOUSE BILL1312 Nick's Law; requiring insurance coverage for autism
DO NOT PASS - PASSED

Umm..You would think "most Oklahomans" would rather have their premiums cover children with autism, rather than people with erectile dysfunction. But I bet it all depends on how many Oklahomans have children with autism and how many Oklahomans have erectile dysfunction.

Maybe someone should ask "most Oklahomans"..Do you have a kid with autism?..
NAYS: 10
Faught
McNiel
Peters
Key
Liebmann
Moore
Sullivan
McDaniel
Ownbey
Steele

..or do you have a limp dick?
YEAS: 9
Faught
McNiel
Peters
Liebmann
Moore
Sullivan
McDaniel
Ownbey
Steele

My mind goes limp sometimes. Does insurance cover that? Surely the House passed that bill.

Blog On Drugs

2009-02-28T12:51:00.006-06:00

Blog about the McCurtain County drug bust and look what happens!

This is our blog - 02/13/09 Alexa Rank 9,315,171.

This is our blog on drugs - 02/28/09 Alexa Rank 5,223,046.

Drugs.. not good for you brain, but good for your blog.

What's on The Front Yard tonight?

2009-02-27T11:24:00.005-06:00

A man and some other people were drinking in a woman's front yard watching everyone getting arrested in the drug roundup. When a woman, who has a protective order against the man, suddenly got mad. So the man cut her tires. The man was arrested for public intoxication and malicious injury to property.

Who needs TV with this kinda entertainment? We just sit out in our front yards, have us a few drinks, watch our drug dealing neighbors get arrested, watch some tires get cut up and then watch our drunk neighbor get arrested. It just don't get no better than this people!

Indictment Unsealed

2009-02-27T10:33:00.009-06:00

And the winner is....

Six Face Federal Drug Charges!

A grand jury indicted six men in McCurtain County. Alleging they conspired to possess controlled and dangerous substances with intent to distribute and with distribution of such substances. The grand jury returned a sealed indictment on February 18, but the indictment was unsealed this week after the men were taken into custody. Those indicted include: 2 men from Idabel, 1 man from Hugo, 1 man from Wright City, 1 man from Valliant and 1 Pharmacist from Austin, Texas.

(How the hell did that Texan get in there?)

Dear Peter Pan,

2009-02-26T14:07:00.005-06:00

That 50 cent coupon for Peter Pan Peanut Butter you have under stories like this and this...does not make us want to rush out and buy it.

ADAAAMMMNNN!

2009-02-26T11:22:00.003-06:00

That boy can sing!

Round Up Party!

2009-02-26T08:37:00.008-06:00

A fun time was had by all at the recent drug roundup held here in McCurtain County. Over 40 officers from OBN, DEA and other agencies handed out 46 arrest warrants and 14 search warrants as party favors to some high priority drug targets. Some of those in attendance at the roundup were McCurtain County sheriff's officers, Choctaw County sheriff's officers, Idabel, Broken Bow, Wright City and Hugo police departments, the District 17 Drug Task Force, U.S. Marshal's service, Oklahoma National Guard counter drug office and Civil Air Patrol. Three helicopters and an airplane provided entertainment.
It was reported one party target got so excited, the McCurtain County sheriff's office and ATF officers had to join forces to chase him down. Sheriff Tadlock was able to calm the man and took him back to the roundup.

It was a hell of a party folks! We give it 5 stars!

Happy Hump Day!

2009-02-25T11:22:00.002-06:00

A teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd just have to write the exam with your other hand.

TuTu's Two Inspiring

2009-02-24T09:28:00.004-06:00

Today's Two Cents is Inspiring. What Inspires you?

NAIW: My son inspires me. When we were told he would never make it past 3 months..he made it past 13 yrs. When we were told he would never walk..he ran. When we were told he would never speak.. he sang. And when they told him "you can't"..he told them "You might want to take the 't' off that word. My son inspires me.
BELLE: My family inspires me. No matter what, we stick together. No matter what!

BAAW: My kids inspire me. They've always known who they are, where they came from and where they want to go. They could have taken the easy way out many times, but they refused to take it. They've worked very hard to get where they are today. They make me proud.

WTRW: I inspire myself. I look at my family and the road they took and I inspired myself not to take it. I challenge myself everyday to reach new heights.

Tune Tuesday

2009-02-24T09:01:00.001-06:00

Research Your Brain!

2009-02-23T13:24:00.005-06:00

CNN -- New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis.

So, if women wear bikinis.. men will handle their tools and perform actions till they light up.

And some professor had to do research to figure this out?

Inappropriate Card Day!

2009-02-22T17:45:00.004-06:00

Have you ever bought a card for a birthday or wedding and then forgot to give it? Then you just throw it in a drawer..and forgot you threw it in a drawer.. so you buy another card for a birthday or wedding.. and forget to give it..and throw it in a drawer...
Well here's your chance to clean out that drawer. You can give out all those cards on Inappropriate Card Day.
This February 26 is Inappropriate Card Day! On Inappropriate Card Day, you have carte blanche to send inappropriate greeting cards to anyone you know. Send a Sympathy Card for your in-laws Anniversary. There are no rules -- just be inappropriate!
Help Mattress Police spread the word.

401K Nightmare!

2009-02-19T10:11:00.013-06:00

Ever dream about retirement?

What the french!

Ever dream about retirement?

Hello and welcome to Wal*Mart.

Double Your Pleasure Double Your Fun..

2009-02-18T14:07:00.005-06:00

I have two husbands: A polygamist’s diary

Double your pleasure, double your fun with double...oh wait that's Doublemint gum.

Mommy Blogs are Best Blogs!

2009-02-18T11:36:00.007-06:00

TIME 25 Best Blogs
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
http://lifehacker.com/
http://www.metafilter.com/
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/
http://www.boingboing.net/
http://www.got2begreen.com/
http://zenhabits.net/
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/
http://crooksandliars.com/
http://www.desdecuba.com/generationy/
http://mashable.com/
http://www.slashfood.com/
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/
http://interacc.typepad.com/
http://lileks.com/bleat
http://www.slashfilm.com/
http://sethgodin.typepad.com/
http://deadspin.com/
http://www.saidthegramophone.com/
http://www.detentionslip.org/
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/
http://www.techcrunch.com/

And our favorite..
http://www.dooce.com/
http://thepioneerwoman.com/
Mommy Bloggers made it on the TIMES list!
We have no problem with it... butt someone might.

Sorry we didn't make the links all pretty...but it's hard to type when your ROTFLYAO!

Stop In Idabel!

2009-02-18T10:10:00.007-06:00

A reader e-mailed us this picture
and wrote: "Look, Idabel has new stop lights."

We're sorry, but we can't figure out what's new.
Did they repaint them or something?

IOU $787 billion

2009-02-17T16:25:00.003-06:00

Tune Tuesday

2009-02-17T10:18:00.004-06:00

Since Barbie turns 50 this year...and since we can't get this damn song out of our heads.

Tuesday's tune is: Aqua - Barbie Girl

Just in case you want to hear it.. ONE MORE TIME!

Daughters

2009-02-15T18:51:00.003-06:00

We have daughters we gave birth to.

We have daughters we adopted.

We have daughters we got as part of the package.

We love them with all.

Our daughters are growing up.

fast

too fast!

Three of our daughters will be turning 16.

As you know with turning 16

come boys and dating!

And some of theses boys they will be dating..

will be trying to get inside our daughters boxes.

We're thinking this would make a damn good

Sweet 16 birthday cake.

Help Tornado Victims

2009-02-15T12:26:00.002-06:00

To make a donation please go to American Red Cross online, or call 1-800-redcross.
You can also mail a donation to: American Red Cross (Tornados), P.O. Box 752, Idabel, OK 74745.

The volunteers that are helping with clean-up say they need gloves.

Donations can be sent to : First Baptist Church of Lone Grove, 16773 Highway 70, Lone Grove, OK 73443 580-657-4713

Tornado Victims:
Tim Nevill, 36
Susan "Gail" Fambrough, 54 and her husband Vincent Fambrough, 48
Molly Hutchinson, 53
William Wheat, 78
Donna Lee McGarvey, 54,
Trevor Morgan, 30
Gary Boyd., 39

Disappointed in State Representative Bailey

2009-02-15T11:55:00.006-06:00

State Representative Dennis Bailey apologized for his poor English used in his Capitol Reports.

I must tell you I did poorly in college on grammar 38 years ago, but made A's on content! I am also used to e-mailing about 3-400 items a week lately and you develop bad habits with that too!

Oh No! Looks like 'Disappointed in SE Oklahoma' has someone else to be disappointed with.

Happy Valentine's Day!

2009-02-14T01:00:00.000-06:00

Four!

2009-02-13T21:35:00.004-06:00

We would like to remind everyone we have four bloggers on here.
We don't always agree on everything that's posted or the way it's posted.
Different women, different thoughts, different ways of handling things.

Belle: Leave for a week and the kids throw a blog party!
NAIW: Looks more like they started a blog war!

Romance Day Tomorrow!

2009-02-13T20:49:00.003-06:00

2009-02-13T17:50:00.003-06:00

Patrick
MY STUFF IS COPYRIGHTED!

IT'S COPYRIGHTED! IT'S COPYRIGHTED! IT'S COPYRIGHTED AND I'M TELLING MY LAWYER!!!!

2 Chad
“Daddy” I WANT MY DADDY! MY DADDY IS COPYRIGHTED AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!

3 Dirt Monkey
Suck Assedness is copyrighted! IT's mine! You can't use it!

4 YukonSooner
Erma Bombeck with no talent! IS COPYRIGHTED! YOU CAN'T USE IT!

8 Dirt Monkey

So, idea = good. Execution = suck. COPYRIGHTED! YOU CAN'T USE IT! IT'S MINE! MINE MINE!

10 hypeful
M-Y C-O-P-Y-R-I-G-H-T! indie rock I-S C-O-P-Y-R-I-G-H-T! Ihaffa make surd I speld it rite.

11 skwaller
OH WELL! WELL I COPYRIGHT hit the nail on the proverbial head. AND IF YOU USE IT I GONNA HIT YOU ON DA HEAD!

12 marycherry
WELL I COPYWIGHT “differently abled" and cusp of menopause and “prolly” and unironically. I COPYWIGHT ALL DEM!

Happy now? Momma removed all the bad nasty copyright stuff so you can stop crying now.

If your arriving here from you know where to read you know what, we had to take it down. It was just too much for him to handle..he had a little melt down. He's okay now. He just finished sucking a big ol' boobie and he's got milk all over his face.

This is our reply to the post that you know who wrote on you know where. He didn't copyright it, so we can leave it up. OMG! You don't think "you know" is copyrighted do you?

Posted 02/09/09 8:18 PM
We figured since we had eight boobies over here we'd help our friend Georgie out.

We're sorry if we didn't include all the comments made. But damn people.. sitting on our 40 yr old butts at the computer all day making hearts for our blogs...you know, being single and all, we got no man to give our hearts to so we put them on our blogs, and if we do have a man, we're so damn happy we got to tell the world, so we put hearts on our blog and then if we got kids and puppies and we can cook, oh hell watch out!.....wait, where was we going with this....oh yes, and sittin' on our middle aged mommy butts and votin' for each other so we can get sucky (is that spelled right? sucky..suckey? oh who cares) so we can get sucky purple awards by giving stuff away to family and friends and then.. we got to give whiny bloggers some boobie....well hell people! That's hard work..so sorry if we missed some of ya'll.

It'll be alright, momma blogger is here. It's okay if you didn't get an award. Your still a good little blogger. Suck some boobie and you'll feel all better.

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We Love You Long Time!

2009-02-13T11:22:00.005-06:00

Don't ya just love them?

They got misspelled words and no grammar...hey, same here!

AND they ogled us!

Love them!

A little disappointed it took 'em five days to come up with a response.
Expected more from such a high ranking blog. (them 333,587 - us 9,315,171)

It is funny that they have to keep reminding everyone what kind of blog they are...but then they get upset when others do it to them... Boobie milk anyone?

Copyright? There's a law?
But I thought that ment we had the right to copy!
Oopsie...Silly me!